What do you call an old snowman?
Water.
What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together?
A receding hare line.
Today isn’t the day to be making jokes about the weather.
It’s snow joke.
What did the snowman eat?
Icebergs with chilli sauce.
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snow bank.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he liked cool music.
What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?
A snow-fake!
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
What do you call a gangsta snowman?
Froze-T.
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell.
What’s a good winter tip?
Never catch snowflakes on your tongue until all the birds have flown south for the winter.
What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?
Brrrr – itos.
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A meltdown!
If you live in an igloo made of snow, what’s the worst thing about global warming?
No privacy!
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
What’s an ig?
A snow house without a loo!
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