What is a mountains favorite type of candy?
Snow caps.
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell.
What type of diet did the snowman go on?
The Meltdown Diet.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
If the sun shines while it’s snowing, what should you look for?
Snowbows.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A Puddle.
Why did Frosty the snowman want a divorce?
Because he thought his wife was a flake.
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frost bite.
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
What did the snowman eat?
Icebergs with chilli sauce.
How would you scare a snowman?
Get a hairdryer!
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
How do you know if there’s a snowman in your bed?
You wake up wet!
What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
An abdominal snowman.
How do you keep the snow from giving you cold feet?
Don’t go around BRRfooted!
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