Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my home-grown barley.
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
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