The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
When it was raining yesterday, I saw a man use ketchup and I got quite shocked. It is only later that I learnt he was taking advantage of the raining cats and hot dogs.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
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