Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my home-grown barley.
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
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