What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
When it was raining yesterday, I saw a man use ketchup and I got quite shocked. It is only later that I learnt he was taking advantage of the raining cats and hot dogs.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud 9.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my home-grown barley.
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
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