What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
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