Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
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