With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud 9.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
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