It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
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