Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
When it was raining yesterday, I saw a man use ketchup and I got quite shocked. It is only later that I learnt he was taking advantage of the raining cats and hot dogs.
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my home-grown barley.
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.
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