What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my home-grown barley.
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud 9.
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
When it was raining yesterday, I saw a man use ketchup and I got quite shocked. It is only later that I learnt he was taking advantage of the raining cats and hot dogs.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
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