Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
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