The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud 9.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my home-grown barley.
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains.
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
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