What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
When it was raining yesterday, I saw a man use ketchup and I got quite shocked. It is only later that I learnt he was taking advantage of the raining cats and hot dogs.
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
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