Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
When it was raining yesterday, I saw a man use ketchup and I got quite shocked. It is only later that I learnt he was taking advantage of the raining cats and hot dogs.
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my home-grown barley.
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud 9.
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
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