How do you know you’re in love with a flower?
Not a daisy goes by where you don’t think of them.
What pickup line did the flower use on Tinder?
Are you a DAMNdelion?
What kind of money snowmen use in the North Pole?
Cold cash!
Did you hear about the bank that wanted to put an ATM up a tree? If it works, they are going to expand the idea to other branches.
What happens when you blend an artificial waterway with a tree? You get a root canal.
How do you get down from a tree? You can’t because down comes from ducks.
What flowering plant is an amazing equestrian? The horse chestnut.
What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
A snowmobile.
Why was the evergreen so lonely in high school? She was always pining to become a part of the poplar kids.
Why do trees always hold grudges? Because they never fir-get.
What is it called when a tree stabs his friend in the back?
A be-tree-yal
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