Why do some trees hate playing checkers? Because they are true chess-nuts.
What is a mushroom’s favorite hobby? - Spore-t!
What does a flower therapist ask her patients?
Are you feeling bouquet?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A Puddle.
How do you know you’re in love with a flower?
Not a daisy goes by where you don’t think of them.
What side of the tree contains the most leaves? The outside, of course.
Why was the tree so embarrassed during the winter? After her leaves fell, she felt naked.
How did the mushroom end up on a vacation abroad? It was just a spore of the moment decision!
What was the worst crime in the tree kingdom? Tree-son.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
What flowering plant is an amazing equestrian? The horse chestnut.
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