Why did the flower take her husband back after he cheated?
She rose above it.
What did the Christmas tree tell his crush? I pine for you.
What did the tree do when it found that the bank had closed? It starts a new branch.
What type of diet did the snowman go on?
The Meltdown Diet.
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
What do you call a human that's now a cactus?
A transplant.
In the mushroom bus, one mushroom said to the other, "Please scoot over, there is not mush room."
Did you hear about the aspen who fell for the loggers’ scam? The copse wood not believe she fell for it.
How do you know you’re in love with a flower?
Not a daisy goes by where you don’t think of them.
What sort of cakes do snowmen like?
The ones with thick icing!
What has leaves, is green and a trunk? A houseplant heading on vacation.
Why did the dunce get hurt after raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.
Who did Prince Mushroom fall in love with at the royal ball? - Chanterella!
What did the flower say after he told a joke?
I was just pollen your leg!
Why did the aspen date the poplar? She really found him to be in-tree-guing.
What did the bride say to her new husband at their wedding? - I love you so mush-groom!
My friend has just won the tallest Christmas tree competition
I thought to myself, 'How can you top that?
What does the mushroom say to his lover? – “I have so mush-room in my heart for you, baby!”
What does a flower say when they’re surprised?
What in carnation!
I quit my job at the concrete plant.
My job was getting harder & harder.
Where do the mushroom family keep their umbrellas, coats and shoes? In their porch-ini!
What does a door to door flower salesman do?
Petal his wares.
A plant is fine, a shrub is fine, but tree's a crowd.
Getting my toy drone stuck in the tree isn’t the worst thing that happened to me today.
But it’s definitely up there.
What does the birch like to study in school? Chemistree.
What do you say to a flower after a breakup?
Get clover it.
What type of mushrooms can you put on a jacket? Button mushrooms.
Why aren’t trees competitive sports fans? They like to root for everyone.
Did you hear the joke about the elephant who was stuck in a tree last spring? To get down, she had to sit down on a branch and wait until fall.
What was the worst crime in the tree kingdom? Tree-son.
If there was to be a beauty contest bringing together all the beautiful mushrooms on the face of the earth, the porta-bella mushroom would carry the day.
What's the difference between a BMW and a Cactus?
Pricks are on the outside of Cactuses.
Why do toadstools grow so close to each other? They do not need mushroom to grow.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A Puddle.
Why was the tree so embarrassed during the winter? After her leaves fell, she felt naked.
When finally the encyclopedia on mushrooms was out, it was given the title ‘A Fungi-de to the Mushrooms’.
What do you call a tree with no tinsel, baubles, or topping?
A tree.
How much does a flower love their friends?
Bunches.
What do you call a gangsta snowman?
Froze-T.
What type of room do you eat? A mush room.
What do call a cactus which is shaped like a penis
Dildon’t.
What do plants and homies have in common?
I love watching them grow.
Have you ever heard of mushroom cars? Well, they have an interesting sound which goes line shroom shroom!
What did Sherlock Holmes say when he caught the Christmas tree bandit? It was elemen-tree, my dear Watt-son.
Did you hear about the flower who never bloomed?
It was a bud omen.
Look Honey, a cactus!
I haven't seen that many pricks in one place since your family was in for Thanksgiving!
What weighs more: a pound of logs or a pound of leaves? They weigh the same.
What did the trees wear when they went to a pool party? Swimming trunks.
What do you give to a sick citrus tree to make it feel better? Lemon aid.
My wife wanted to plant flowers
Problem is she hasn’t botany.
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