Where does a killer whale go for braces?
The orca-dontist.
What did the rock say after it rolled into a tree? Nothing because rocks can’t talk.
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
Why do people like storm watching so much?
The lightning is quite striking!
What did the eskimo say when he chopped down a tree?
Tim-brrr
The weatherman said it might get a bit drizzly outside.
You can expect a Lil’ Wayne.
Poured beer over my garden before planting the lawn. I hoped the grass would come up half cut.
What is the most depressed river in Southern Europe? The Crimea River.
Why does the ocean roar?
You would too if you had crabs on your bottom.
Who did Prince Mushroom fall in love with at the royal ball? - Chanterella!
Sea you at the beach.
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Drop it a line!
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
There's a criminal who lives at the end of the rainbow, who likes to trick people. He is called the lepre-con artist.
I'm trying to break the ice, but you just keep giving me the cold shoulder.
Where do meteorologists like to drink after work?
The closest ISOBAR.
What type of mushrooms can you put on a jacket? Button mushrooms.
How does a Snowman get to work?
By icicle.
I think there's something wrong with the cactus I'm growing...
But I can't put my finger on it.
What nature phenomenon is the funniest? A cyclown!
What do you call the people that you eat grass and produce milk alongside?
Cow-workers!
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.
What do you call a gangsta snowman?
Froze-T.
What element comes from Norse mythology? Thorium.
What did the chicken do when his shop caught on fire?
He egg-xited..
How do geologists like to relax?
In rocking chairs, of course!
What does a flower therapist ask her patients?
Are you feeling bouquet?
When the drivers ran out of fuel in the grassland, they refueled their tanks with grass-oline!
What does a tornado wear under his clothes? Thunderwear!
Why is the mushroom always invited to parties? Because he's a fun-gi.
Why did the boy soon stop trying to grab the mountain fog? Because he always mist.
There was once a mountain biker who murdered everyone in his path because he was a clinical cycle-path!
How do two rival forests get along? They sign a peace tree-ty!
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?
A little shaken
Why do trees always walk so slowly? All they can do is lumber around.
How does a bee travel to a tree? They get on the buzz.
How do you cut the sea in half? With a see saw!
I never knew how lightning worked
Thats until it finally struck me.
What did the tornado say to the washing machine?
Want to go for a spin?
Why did the tectonic plates break up? It wasn’t her fault, but there was just too much friction between them.
What is the difference between a chemist and a geologist? While a geologist will drink anything fermented, a chemist just
drinks anything that is distilled.
Why was the sedimentary rock so cheap? It was always on shale.
Q: What did the cloud say to the lightning bolt?
A: You're shocking!
Wind turbines don’t talk about much. They just shoot the breeze.
What do you call a tooth in a glass full of water?
A one molar solution.
Why did the vegan get fired ?
His job performance did not meat expectations.
What did the monochrome say to the rainbow?
Oh no! My arch nemesis!
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