What do you say to a pensive flower?
A peony for your thoughts?
Did you hear about one flower who went on a date with another flower?
It’s a budding romance.
What does a flower say when they’re offering you a job?
Take it or leaf it.
Did you hear about the flower who was struck in a hit and run?
She was leafed for dead.
What is a mushroom’s favorite hobby? - Spore-t!
Why is it impossible to have a balanced conversation with a female mushroom? - Because shiitake too much!
I hate windy weather. It really blows.
Q: What’s the fastest way to make a skeleton?
A: Put a leper in a wind tunnel
Sorry, I'm octopied.
While walking down the plains of the river, I lost my footing and got hit on my head. Now my head is swimming.
There was a rebellious lightning bolt who ended up in juvenile hall.
His parents grounded him so he struck them.
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
What do you call a periodic table when the gold is missing?
Au revoir.
When you get a rainbow after the rain at least you are moving in the bright direction.
A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night....
..... oof !!
How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
Why should you never tell jokes about radon, cobalt and yttrium? They are just too CoRnY.
A team of mushrooms was playing basketball against a team of cabbages. The mushrooms won. Everyone cheered for the champignons.
What is black, purple, blue, yellow and white? Sugilite, sardonyx and opal all fighting over a gumball.
What type of room do you eat? A mush room.
Where do fish wash? In a river basin.
We all know that rooms are just empty spaces, and no one can even dream of making a delicacy out of them. The only room is the mushroom.
Don't get tide down.
I'm reading a book called "The Yellow River"
It's written by I.P. Freely
What do you call a human that's now a cactus?
A transplant.
Why did the sapling jump in the ocean? He wanted to swim with the manatrees.
Son: “Hey Dad, can we go to the beach?”
Dad: “Shore?”
I couldn't go out because of the blizzard. So I had to eat storm-ed buns for dinner.
What did Sherlock Holmes say to Watson when he noticed sandstone deposits on the river bank? "It's sedimentary, my dear Watson."
What did the bartender say when he saw oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium and phosphorous enter his barroom? OH SnaP!
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
The wind had such a great time. You could say it had a blast.
Why couldn’t the oak tree make friends? All of the other trees thought that he was a bit shady.
I couldn't figure out why that ball in the sky kept getting bigger...
Then it hit me.
Lost on a mountain, you can collect rainwater to drink during storms.
Otherwise, you just have to make dew.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
Shell yeah.
I can't believe I can't see the bottom of the ocean.
It's unfathomable.
What do you call it when a panda eats all of your tall grass?
Bamboozled!
Why did the forest ranger never put their tent between fires
because if they did the tents would be in a across fire
I'm trying to think of a weather pun, but my mind's kinda cloudy now.
Solving problems in the mountains is easy. It really Alps to clear your head.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
Why was the sedimentary rock so cheap?
It was always on shale.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
Why did the man driving a train get struck by lightning?
He was a good conductor.
Green vegetables absolutely love going on camps as a group. Their favorite is the Brussels Scouts.
If the sun shines while it’s snowing, what should you look for?
Snowbows.
I never knew how lightning worked
Thats until it finally struck me.
During a family discussion, my father said that grass is not greener than other plants. No one should make a biased grass-umption like that.
What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?
Brrrr – itos.
How do you describe an acorn in one sentence? In a nutshell, it is an oak tree.
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