Diving into shallow water could lead to jumping to wrong conclusions.
Why was the sapling crying to her mom? She said the big trees wouldn’t leaf her alone.
Did you hear about the sea captain who made a special salt-proof boat for the salty waters of the ocean?
It was a sailing solution to cross a saline solution
What did the conifer say when he finally got alone with his crush? It’s just yew and me, baby.
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
Took the family on a whitewater rafting trip, and first time we came to a sudden descent in the river, we lost everything...
That was just one of the downfalls!
Which tree is more annoying, pine or oak?
Pine. Because pine needles while oak leaves.
Son: “Hey Dad, can we go to the beach?”
Dad: “Shore?”
The ocean cut off all ties with the river, because the river turned out to be too shallow.
When you mix a salt and water, you get a solution. When you mix a salt and battery, you get arrested.
I was so disappointed when I went to the court house themed restaurant and all they gave me was frozen water.
Justice was served.
What happens when and ice cube gets angry?
It boils with anger, then lets off some steam.
Tropic like it's hot.
Trying to get to the end of the rainbow is a gold move.
Why aren’t trees competitive sports fans? They like to root for everyone.
H20 is water, but what is H204?
It’s for swimming and drinking, of course.
Two fish are swimming in a river, when one of them hits a concrete wall. He turns to the other and says: "Dam"
You can't blame anyone if you fall in your driveway due to snowy weather...
Because that's your own asphalt.
Why didn't the hipster swim in the river? It was too mainstream.
It's been a while since I heard jokes about people sitting on wet morning grass.
They're over dew.
Why are flowers so good at problem-solving?
They know how to nip things in the bud.
What did the flower tell his son before a big game?
I’m rooting for you.
My wife was watching me do some DIY and she said I hammer like lightning.
I never strike in the same place twice.
I'm trying to think of a weather pun, but my mind's kinda cloudy now.
What kind of fire moistens?
A humidifier.
My wife drives like lightning.
I don't mean she drives fast - she hits trees.
Why did the ocean leave the party early?
She was getting really tide.
My parents always told me I can be anything I wanted, the sky's the limit
This made me sad because I wanted to be an astronaut.
What did the teenage rock say after failing its drive test? I don’t want to talc about it.
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
How do you get down from a tree? You can’t because down comes from ducks.
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A meltdown!
Wanna know what I said when I got hit by a water gun?
H2Oww
I know a man whose last name is Storm
He has three daughters: Summer, April, and Haley.
How many lips does a flower have?
Tulips.
I enjoy the cold weather
But only to a certain degree.
Did you hear about the cows struck by lightning?
They were completely cattletonic!
Why did Frosty the snowman want a divorce?
Because he thought his wife was a flake.
Are you a cactus?
Because you're a prick
I was struggling to find out how lightning works. And then it struck me.
I went fishing in the ocean the other day and caught one fish
but I think it was just a fluke.
How do you make holy water?
Make sure to boil the hell out of it.
What do flowers study in college?
STEM.
Not many people liked the new tree I planted.
It wasn’t very poplar.
What side of the tree contains the most leaves? The outside, of course.
What do fashionable mountains wear when it's cold? An ice cap.
The only way the mushroom could think of decorating his house was with toadstools.
How do you get into the mush-room? Ring the porta-bella.
Checked into a hotel and was offered the black & white or the rainbow room. I chose the rainbow one as I like a room with a hue.
Why are cedars so hard to get along with? They suffer from bigo-tree and ex-tree-mism.
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell.
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