What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
Why is a field of grass always older than you?
Because it's pasture age
What do you call a negative fog?
A pessimist.
How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?
A little shaken
My dad used to say "the sky's the limit"
Which is probably why he got fired from his job at N.A.S.A.
There are so much beautiful sceneries near the river valleys. They are totally gorges.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
How do you keep the snow from giving you cold feet?
Don’t go around BRRfooted!
What do you call it when a panda eats all of your tall grass?
Bamboozled!
What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts.
I was trying to look at a picture of the ocean but kept having to reload the page, it finally worked after 5 attempts.
That was refreshing to sea.
I was surprised when I saw a man get struck by lightning.
The man was shocked as well.
Why does the river never get lost?
She always finds the right pathwave.
Do you want to hear a joke about a bolt of lightning?
Actually, maybe not. The end is rather shocking.
When darkness sets in, fungi much like many other organisms go to sleep, but in mush-rooms.
My neighbour always thinks he knows more about the weather than me
The guy is a real snow it all.
What has leaves, is green and a trunk? A houseplant heading on vacation.
Many years ago, my grandfather used to cut the grass- but, he's been gone for a lawn time.
It's been a while since I heard jokes about people sitting on wet morning grass.
They're over dew.
When Smokey died in a forest fire, how did his body get to the cemetery ?
Pallbears.
What do you say to a flower after a breakup?
Get clover it.
RIP to Boiled Water.
You will be sorely mist.
What words do windmills live by? One good turn deserves another!
Lost at sea? I'm not shore.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night....
..... oof !!
What did Abel yell to his brother when he noticed a storm coming?
Hurry, Cain!!
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
What did the teacher say when he sent the naughty student out of the (mush)room? - You’re in big truffle young man!
What do you call a storm that doesn't come to fruition?
A mist opportunity!
Why are seabirds so lucky in love?
Because one good tern always deserves another.
Why did the banana tree have to make a doctor’s appointment during the hurricane? Her fruit was peeling under the weather.
What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?
A snow-fake!
What does a mermaid wear to math class?
An algae-bra, naturally.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
Rock was magma before it was cool.
Q: Why is there so much wind inside a sports arena?
A: Because of all the fans.
How did the mushroom end up on a vacation abroad? It was just a spore of the moment decision!
I asked the land beside the ocean if he was certain he wasn't beach.
But he was pretty shore.
How did the shark plead in the murder case?
Not gill-ty.
My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice
It was cold hard cash.
Today a large tree suddenly fell over right in front of me.
I was stumped.
Why are trees the largest plant? Because they are truly tree-mendous.
So I cut down a tree using my vision today
It’s true, I SAW it with my own eyes.
Why are trees the best frenemies? They are great at throwing shade.
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
What is Jack Frost’s favourite mode of transport?
A Tr-Ice-cycle
Why did the lake date the river?
He heard that she had a bubbly personality.
I got fired from the unemployment office on Friday.
My boss said, “Clean out your desk, and I’ll see you in the office on Monday.”
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