What is the most favourite drink of a cow? Mountain Moo.
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snow bank.
There was news of a snowstorm. It arrived white on time.
The insane amount of rainfall in Poland did not lead the river to flood, all was in Oder.
What types of mushrooms do vegetarians avoid? Oyster mushrooms.
Whenever I hear folksy stories about the hills, I can never get over them.
Where does seaweed look for a job?
In the kelp-wanted section.
Why does water never laugh at jokes?
It isn’t a fan of dry humor.
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
She thought he was too shallow.
If you go to a beach and you can see through it, you could say the coast is clear.
Can you tell me what type of weeping tree this is? Yes, but you willow me one later.
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
I might have some trouble getting hard, I just got laid this morning!
Bill’s house was rocking last night, everyone got stoned.
Too bad Bill didn’t have avalanche insurance.
Pink is the early bird of the rainbow colors, it's always the first to rose and shine.
My dad refused to accept that he was not hiking in a mountain called Mt. McKinley
He was in Denali.
I read a bunch of news articles dealing with lightning strikes recently.
I'm trying to keep myself knowledgeable about current events.
Did you hear about the loggers who stopped cutting down the forest? The trees really felt re-leafed.
"Someone's stolen the grass from my garden," said the man looking forlorn.
What do you call a baby tree struck by lightning?
A zapling.
Q: What did the leaf say to the wind?
A: You really blew me away.
How do the Skywalkers like their bath water?
Luke-warm.
Where do fish wash? In a river basin.
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
Are you addicted to the ocean and ocean life?
If you are, sea kelp
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
What did Sherlock Holmes say when he caught the Christmas tree bandit? It was elemen-tree, my dear Watt-son.
Are you a cactus?
Because you're a prick
What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib?
A snowmobile!
Why are Christmas trees so clean? They know how to spruce things up.
Why did the toddler chew on pebbles? He wanted to eat rock candy.
Why is it always quiet in the forest? Because all of the trees sleep like a dog.
What's the weather like in Mexico?
Chili today, hot tamale.
What did the gold say to the pyrite? You’re a fool and a fake!
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A Puddle.
What happens before it starts raining candy?
It sprinkles!
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Drop it a line!
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
What do you call police obsessed with keeping good grass?
Lawn-Forcement
Why was the Blonde fired from the M&M factory?
She kept throwing away the W's.
Every time I passed a ring-shaped coral reef with a coral rim that encircles a lagoon, I had to pay a fee. It was atoll.
If there's a will, there's a wave.
Do you know what is the actual difference between hell and hill? It is only a fine line.
Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?
He had a very esteemed colleague.
I quit my job at the concrete plant.
My job was getting harder & harder.
Q: What did the tree say to the wind?
A: Leaf me alone
How does Santa look after the grass on his three gardens? Ho, ho ho.
Tropic like it's hot.
I was thinking of making an investment on a new farming venture that feeds marijuana to cows instead of grass.
The steaks will be too high for sure.
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