The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
When can your cup of coffee tell the weather?
When it's muggy.
What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?
Brrrr – itos.
What sort of cakes do snowmen like?
The ones with thick icing!
What is the name of the car that passes through the narrow stream of the river? Fjord.
Why are plants the best chefs?
They’re succulent.
I've always considered mountain plateaus to be the highest forms of flattery.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
My boss has just fired me for making too many Asian jokes.
Oh well!! That's the end of my Korea.
What did one body of water say to the other?
"Do you sea what I sea?"
What do rocks eat?
Pom-a-granites.
The evil King of Weatherland only had one favorite weather - hail, storm.
Why are trees such great thieves? They really have sticky fingers.
How do two rival forests get along? They sign a peace tree-ty!
What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
The police officer went to the crime scene and he saw that there had been a murder in the dense grasslands. Guess, we could call it a grass-assination.
What did the flower write in his mother’s day card?
I’m proud to be orchid.
What did the cow that was struck by lightning say?
I'm udderly shocked.
What did the priest say at the flooding river?
God, dam it!
What did the trees wear when they went to a pool party? Swimming trunks.
What do you call a rock that never goes to school? A skipping stone!
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
Look Honey, a cactus!
I haven't seen that many pricks in one place since your family was in for Thanksgiving!
Why did the dunce get hurt after raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.
My friend has just won the tallest Christmas tree competition
I thought to myself, 'How can you top that?
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
When finally the encyclopedia on mushrooms was out, it was given the title ‘A Fungi-de to the Mushrooms’.
What do you call a human that's now a cactus?
A transplant.
There was a terrible fire at the shoe factory today...
Over a million soles were lost.
What does the fish say when she disagrees with her husband?
I don’t quite sea it that way.
I imagined I saw a rainbow but it must have been a pigment of our imagination.
What is the most favourite drink of a cow? Mountain Moo.
Farmers were in an all out war to decide which vegetable they would plant
It was resolved with a Peas Treaty.
What was the worst crime in the tree kingdom? Tree-son.
My boss told me that he was going to fire the person with the worst posture
I have a hunch, it might be me.
The worst thing about living next door to a good gardener is that the grass is always greener on the other side.
After the rain has cleared and the sun comes out, rainbows are so quick to appear they'll red like wildfire.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
My sister said I would never be able to make a beach pun.
Is seashore about that?
I have a butcher friend in London. Last week he caught a huge sea creature in the river there and made it into sausage. It was the beast of Thames. It was the wurst of Thames.
What do we call a flock of sheep that tumbles down a mountain? They are called a lamb-slide.
Many people seem to believe that warm water droplets get cooled fast and form fog. It's a mist-conception. Someone should de-mist-ify it.
Why do some trees hate playing checkers? Because they are true chess-nuts.
What do you call a tooth in a glass full of water?
A one molar solution.
Did you hear about the B I V G R O Y rainbow?
The poor thing has a deviated spectrum.
Where do rocks like to sleep? In bedrocks!
What do fashionable mountains wear when it's cold? An ice cap.
Two fish are swimming in a river, when one of them hits a concrete wall. He turns to the other and says: "Dam"
Grass absorbs nutrients always by the process of grass-imilation.
Why are there fish at the bottom of the sea?
Because they dropped out of school.
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