The wind is following a new workout program. It’s called air conditioning.
Why do trees like to watch Star Trek? They really relate to the Captain’s log.
I like rivers very much. I was watching a live stream earlier.
The wind had such a great time. You could say it had a blast.
What did Sherlock Holmes say to Watson when he noticed sandstone deposits on the river bank? "It's sedimentary, my dear Watson."
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
Why is it always quiet in the forest? Because all of the trees sleep like a dog.
What does rain wear to a fancy dinner party? A rainbow-tie.
How can you tell that it’s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
Because he has sesame seed buns.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
What did the dessert say to the Granny Smith tree?
You’re the apple of my pie.
I had a rainbow for lunch. I'm trying to eat light.
Why did the frog lose his job on the mushroom farm? He stole the toads-tool.
The shrubs were gearing up for a fight with the grass, but they never saw the blades come in.
What's the fastest thing on the river bed?
A motor-pike and side-carp.
Mother always knows best. But when winter comes around, Mother Nature snows best.
Why are geologists great dates?
They can make your bedrock.
Why did the tectonic plates break up? It wasn’t her fault, but there was just too much friction between them.
Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
It was InTents.
Did you hear about the flower who never bloomed?
It was a bud omen.
What is the color of the wind? Blew!
What do you call a nice tree that does not have any teeth? Sweetgums.
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
What did the water in the fire truck say when it came to a sudden stop?
I'm baffled.
I was hiking in mountains the other day and a big cat started attacking me
Man, I puma pants
Did you hear about the sea captain who made a special salt-proof boat for the salty waters of the ocean?
It was a sailing solution to cross a saline solution
What did the flower write in his mother’s day card?
I’m proud to be orchid.
A young boy and his dad laid on the grass, looking at the sky. The boy asked, "Dad, will you teach me about the sky?"
The dad replied, "Son, it's way over your head."
What weighs more: a pound of logs or a pound of leaves? They weigh the same.
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
What types of stories do giant sequoias love to tell? Tall tales, of course.
What did the Jedi tell the sacred tree? May the forest be with you.
Did you hear about the flower who joined Tinder?
He just wants somebudy to love.
Q: What did the cloud say to the lightning bolt?
A: You're shocking!
Q: What is the opposite of a cold front?
A: A warm back
A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night....
..... oof !!
What did the flower do when she was challenged?
Rose to the occasion.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
What did the flower say when he saw his date?
I think you’re dandy, and I’m not lion!
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
Where do flowers recharge? At a power plant!
How did the apple tree get the job? It had the right qua-leaf-ications!
. How can you easily identify a dogwood tree? By listening to the bark.
What type of tree can be put inside your hand? A palm tree.
Did you hear about the cloud who became king? He rained for years.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
How do you keep the snow from giving you cold feet?
Don’t go around BRRfooted!
What did the bartender say when he saw oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium and phosphorous enter his barroom? OH SnaP!
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