RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
There was a fire at the yodeling school. Everyone was asked to exit in an orderly orderly orderly manner.
During a family discussion, my father said that grass is not greener than other plants. No one should make a biased grass-umption like that.
How are bad school grades like a shipwreck in the Arctic Ocean? They're both below C level!
R.I.P boiled water. You will be mist
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head because it's capsized.
I guess you could say that things hit by tornado's are blown up.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
Q: How do clouds keep in touch with each other?
A: Using sky-pe.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
I'll open fire on anyone who says video games make children violent!
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
My glasses fogged up once I came out of the AC room last summer, but I was okay because I was opti-mistic.
Why was the food critic fired?
They didn't reference their sauces
Why did the worm cross the ruler?
To become an inchworm
Q: Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?
A: Because you’re breaking wind.
During the pandemic, all the children asked to draw pictures of the different types of grass. The children had to submit their grass-essments online.
Why did the lake date the river?
He heard that she had a bubbly personality.
Why is the mushroom always invited to parties? Because he's a fun-gi.
What book of the bible do you read on a beach?
The book of psalms trees.
Sorry, I'm octopied.
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
What is the strongest creature in the ocean? A mussel!
This rainbow is on its last legs, it's really hanging by a red.
There was a rebellious lightning bolt who ended up in juvenile hall.
His parents grounded him so he struck them.
The insane amount of rainfall in Poland did not lead the river to flood, all was in Oder.
I was at the beach and saw this guy in the water yelling, “Help, shark! Help!
I just laughed because I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
What did Abel yell to his brother when he noticed a storm coming?
Hurry, Cain!!
I was struggling to find out how lightning works. And then it struck me.
Solving problems in the mountains is easy. It really Alps to clear your head.
Why did the Platanus occidentalis have to go to the doctor more than the other trees? Because it was always sycamore.
What is fog's favorite drink? Mountain Dew
Who does their best work when they're under the weather?
Meteorologists.
Why did the man driving a train get struck by lightning?
He was a good conductor.
I’ve never understood fog machines.
They mystify me to this day.
My cat just cut the grass.
She's a lawn meower.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for Fresh Prints!
My dad's nickname is lightning.
That way I can tell my friends I've been struck by lightning multiple times.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your doorstep? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?
Bob.
What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?
Sandy eggo.
While walking down the plains of the river, I lost my footing and got hit on my head. Now my head is swimming.
What did the tree tell the drill? You bore me.
What do you call a weather man that destroys dinosaurs?
A meteorologist
After all is red and done, all the colors in the rainbow are equally beautiful.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
Why couldn’t anyone get a job at the ice rink?
There was a hiring freeze.
What does a fish say when he makes a mistake?
It was just a fluke!
I got lost in the mist today.
I didn’t have the foggiest idea where I was.
Why are trees so active in politics? They really like grass roots movements.
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