My glasses may be fogged up, but don’t worry I’ll be fine.
I’m optimistic!
Sea you at the beach.
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror!
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
Why couldn’t the fish watch YouTube?
He couldn’t stream the video.
A red ship and a blue ship collided in the ocean.
Apparently the survivors are marooned.
What does rain wear to a fancy dinner party? A rainbow-tie.
My wife wanted to plant flowers
Problem is she hasn’t botany.
What nature phenomenon is the funniest? A cyclown!
What did Snoop Dog need to get an umbrella?
Fo’ Drizzle.
What do you say to a pensive flower?
A peony for your thoughts?
Why do trees make the worst enemies?
Because they are the best at throwing shade.
When does it start to rain money?
When there is change in the weather.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
What is a flower’s favorite Journey song?
Don’t stop be-leafing.
What kind of money snowmen use in the North Pole?
Cold cash!
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
Checked into a hotel and was offered the black & white or the rainbow room. I chose the rainbow one as I like a room with a hue.
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
I installed a sky light in my apartment.
The people upstairs were not happy at all.
I was fired from an insect repellent company for being dyslexic, so I smashed all their computers.
There’s no files on me.
The clients who buy from our gardening store are grass-ured that the artificial lawn grass would not lose its color with use.
Q: What did the leaf say to the wind?
A: You really blew me away.
I heard there are some fires near Greece
We’re gonna need a lot of baking soda.
If a tree had a mouth, wood it bark?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden? A jelly bean!
Where do rocks like to sleep? In bedrocks!
What do you call the people that you eat grass and produce milk alongside?
Cow-workers!
What do you call a tooth in a glass full of water?
A one molar solution.
The reason lakes are bigger than rivers is because one has running water whereas the other water is merely standing.
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
What is black, purple, blue, yellow and white?
Sugilite, sardonyx and opal all fighting over a gumball.
While walking down the plains of the river, I lost my footing and got hit on my head. Now my head is swimming.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
Why don’t you see an ocean in school?
They just can’t wade through all that homework.
Two rocks at the bottom of a mountain. First rock: Avalanche!
Second rock: Ha! I'm not gonna fall for that again!
When finally the encyclopedia on mushrooms was out, it was given the title ‘A Fungi-de to the Mushrooms’.
Q: Why did the little clouds idolize the big cloud?
A: Because he was the raining champion.
What did the flower say after he told a joke?
I was just pollen your leg!
What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?
A furricane
What do chic evergreens wear for cruelty-free fashion? Faux fir.
Why did the aspen date the poplar? She really found him to be in-tree-guing.
What's a king's favorite kind of precipitation?
Hail!
What do pines eat for breakfast? Past-trees.
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
Mushrooms always hate going to school. They feel inferior before the rest because they are always so spore-d.
What weighs more: a pound of logs or a pound of leaves? They weigh the same.
Q: How do you store water?
A: Cloud storage.
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