Q: What is a wind turbine’s favorite musical group?
A: Air Supply
Whenever someone wishes me to say "Happy Winter," it always leaves me cold.
Every time I passed a ring-shaped coral reef with a coral rim that encircles a lagoon, I had to pay a fee. It was atoll.
What language do things that fly in the sky speak....
Plane english
Why was the sedimentary rock extra cheap?
Because it was on shale.
Tropic like it's hot.
You should dress up warm in the Andes. That place is Chile.
What flowering plant is an amazing equestrian? The horse chestnut.
Why did the forest ranger never put their tent between fires
because if they did the tents would be in a across fire
I was surprised when I saw a man get struck by lightning.
The man was shocked as well.
A plant is fine, a shrub is fine, but tree's a crowd.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
What kind of alcohol do flowers drink?
Rosé.
I tried to make it to the end of the rainbow but didn't due to lilac of effort.
What are the best mushrooms to have with a jacket potato? Button mushrooms!
What do you call a nice tree that does not have any teeth? Sweetgums.
What would Jerry McGuire have said if he was a flower?
You had me at hydrangea.
What do you call a deer in a storm?
A raindeer
The Azteca Stadium in Mexico has been so neglectfully maintained that there are foot-long grasses on the pitch. Now we call it the Grass-teca Stadium.
I told my friend a tree pun.
He was stumped.
Local weather reports state there won't be any rain for 1 year, but I drought it.
What did the monochrome say to the rainbow?
Oh no! My arch nemesis!
If your canoe turns upside down in the water, you can wear it on your head.
Because it’s capsized.
They figured it was the best way to break the ice.
Why does the mermaid wear seashells?
Because she grew out of her B-shells.
Guess what I do when my ice house falls apart.
Igloo it back together!
What plant do both Spaniards and French agree is the best?
Seaweed.
What did the rainbow say to the pot of gold? You'll be the end of me.
What did the motivational speaker say?
Don’t take life for granite.
While walking down the plains of the river, I lost my footing and got hit on my head. Now my head is swimming.
After the rain has cleared and the sun comes out, rainbows are so quick to appear they'll red like wildfire.
Why can’t minerals ever lie? They’re always in their pure form.
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years at C!
Where do fish wash? In a river basin.
Q: Where can a tornado be jailed?
A: In a high pressure cell.
Why was there lightning and thunder in the lab?
The scientists were brainstorming.
Why didn't the mexican archer fire his bow?
Because he didn't habanero.
What do call a cactus which is shaped like a penis
Dildon’t.
Did you hear about the sea captain who made a special salt-proof boat for the salty waters of the ocean?
It was a sailing solution to cross a saline solution
What does a mermaid wear to math class?
An algae-bra, naturally.
When Mr. Mushroom saw Miss Mushroom, he didn’t hesitate to ask her out on a date because he had she was such a fungi-rl.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
What do pines eat for breakfast? Past-trees.
We just got a new chicken-proof lawn, it's impekkable.
I see fewer and fewer rainbow tie-dye t-shirts these days. It's a dying art.
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
What was the conversation like at the dinner party with all the boring flowers?
Like pollen teeth.
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