A bunch of chill-dren from the neighborhood played all afternoon in the snow.
Q: What is a wind turbine’s favorite musical group?
A: Air Supply
My wife drives like lightning.
I don't mean she drives fast - she hits trees.
If trees could kill you, they wood.
Where does a killer whale go for braces?
The orca-dontist.
What words do windmills live by? One good turn deserves another!
What did one body of water say to the other?
"Do you sea what I sea?"
What do you say to a pensive flower?
A peony for your thoughts?
What does the youngest flower child say?
Last bud not least!
My family wanted me to cut the grass, but I couldn't get myself mow-tivated.
Never forget how beautiful the mountains are. You don't want to take them for granite.
What do you call an 'O' on fire?
Flamingo.
Getting my toy drone stuck in the tree isn’t the worst thing that happened to me today.
But it’s definitely up there.
The coffee shop kept samples of burnt coffee as evidence to fire their roaster.
It was used as grounds for dismissal.
I knew a guy that got struck by lightning twice.
It was a re-volting scene.
What does a flower therapist ask her patients?
Are you feeling bouquet?
What kind of fire moistens?
A humidifier.
Q: Why did the wind turbine blush?
A. It broke wind.
What did the cow that was struck by lightning say?
I'm udderly shocked.
Why are trees the best frenemies? They are great at throwing shade.
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
My dad hates the ocean, but the other day he bought a boat.
He never could resist a good sail.
You can tell an ant’s gender by putting it in the water.
If it sinks, it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s a buoyant.
What did the water plant worker say when their facility flooded?
Dam.
What type of room do you eat? A mush room.
Where did the Adansonia tree go to get a quick trim? To the baobarber.
Why don't people ever talk about the fear of roses? Because it's a thorny issue!
What does a tornado wear under his clothes? Thunderwear!
What does an alcoholic flower say when they reach out for help?
Lilac the ability to stop.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror!
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair who keeps getting struck by lightning?
A handicapacitor.
What do you call a friendly volcano? Lava-ble.
Why is the ocean always blue?
Because the shore never waves back.
What did the tuna say to her overzealous partner?
I think we need to scale things back here.
A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night....
..... oof !!
Did you hear about the cows struck by lightning?
They were completely cattletonic!
What did the metamorphic rock say during the test? This is too much pressure!
What did the trees wear when they went to a pool party? Swimming trunks.
In my village, there is a farmer who takes his cows to refill their food at the grass station.
How about the most dangerous mountain in the world? Kill-a-man-jaro.
What do you call an old snowman? A creek.
What did the ground say to the earthquake? You crack me up!
Q: How do you store water?
A: Cloud storage.
Why is the mushroom always invited to parties? Because he's a fun-gi.
Where do American trees like to go for vacations in Canada? Montreeal.
What type of diet did the snowman go on?
The Meltdown Diet.
Why did Frosty the snowman want a divorce?
Because he thought his wife was a flake.
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
The prawn broker.
The reason why mushrooms are always welcome even in high-end parties is because everybody believes they are really fun-guys.
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