What happens when and ice cube gets angry?
It boils with anger, then lets off some steam.
What happens when you blend an artificial waterway with a tree? You get a root canal.
Whenever someone wishes me to say "Happy Winter," it always leaves me cold.
How did the pines and firs end their war? With a tree-ty.
I'm like a cow in tall grass,
I'm utterly tickled to be here.
What does a dolphin say when he’s confused?
Can you please be more Pacific?
How do rainbows sleep? In forty pinks.
What do you call a Mongolian leader who got struck by lightning
Shocka Khan.
How do you learn more about spiders that live in the rainforest? Check out their web site!
The ocean made me salty.
What did Sherlock Holmes say when he caught the Christmas tree bandit? It was elemen-tree, my dear Watt-son.
My friend asked me how big the ocean is.
I said "can you be more Pacific?"
Why are trees such great thieves? They really have sticky fingers.
What does a flower therapist ask her patients?
Are you feeling bouquet?
Did you hear about the mother who gave birth to her baby while she was in the sky?
I guess you can say the baby was airborne
When the drivers ran out of fuel in the grassland, they refueled their tanks with grass-oline!
I guess you could say that things hit by tornado's are blown up.
Beach, please.
I tried playing baseball in the fog today.
It was a bit hit and mist.
What is it called when bigger burgers fall from the sky?
Meatier showers.
They told me they were handing out free beef at the beach...
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con.
What did fog do to make the captain angry? He mist the boat.
A good friend of mine fell into a vaporiser and died.
She is sadly mist.
What happens when you blend sulfur, tungsten and silver together? SWAG.
My friend couldn’t pay his water bill anymore.
I sent him a Get Well Soon card.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror!
What is a flower’s favorite Journey song?
Don’t stop be-leafing.
How did the wife know her mountaineering husband was cheating on her? She caught Himalayan about it more than once.
What does a stick say when it falls down?
"Wood you help me up?"
Why are there so many ruts in the ice at the rink?
The maintenance crew must be slipping up.
During the flood, most of our garden was underwater. I felt especially bad for the grass - it must have been grass-ping for air.
At the party, the vegetarian girl won’t eat the mushrooms, reason being, somebody told her that they were oyster mushrooms.
What do baleen whales call a hook-up?
Netflix and krill.
Why don’t clams give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish!
What do you call two bandits in a race on the ocean.
Piracy.
Rivers are...
the original streaming service.
What do you say when the beach asks you to walk on it?
Shore
A guy just walked into my store and bought a bunch of fog machines so I called the cops.
He must belong to an extreme mist organization.
What do you call a rock that never goes to school? A skipping stone!
What do flowers study in college?
STEM.
The Azteca Stadium in Mexico has been so neglectfully maintained that there are foot-long grasses on the pitch. Now we call it the Grass-teca Stadium.
What did the mushroom say after the car accident? Help I’m a truffle!
I have an exciting new job as an explosives engineer blowing up mountains for tunnels and roads.
It's Groundbreaking work.
A pilot friend of mine took the flight exam and flew past a rainbow. No wonder, he passed with flying colors.
There's snow place like the mountains in winter.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
What do you call an old snowman?
Water.
What do you call a wet teddy bear?
A drizzly bear.
Due to bad weather, I won't be attending the Meteorology Convention.
I'm gonna take a rain-check.
I over boiled some venison broth earlier.
It was deerly mist.
Go to BabaMail
