When the rainbow decided to speak out at the meeting of all weathers, someone said 'Look hue's talking.'
Do you know what would happen when you throw a Finnish sailor into the ocean?
Helsinki.
Q: What did the cloud say to the lightning bolt?
A: You're shocking!
What types of books do pines read? Poetree books.
The fungi turned down seconds at dinner because he never had mushroom.
There is a higher chance of being struck by lightning than to be killed in a shark attack.
Shocking isn't it.
What do you call a rock that never goes to school?
A skipping stone!
When you get a rainbow after the rain at least you are moving in the bright direction.
My friend, while driving through the mountains watching the leaves change: I love the winter. All the naked trees.
Me: Yeah, you can see all their knotty parts.
How does a bee travel to a tree? They get on the buzz.
After all is red and done, all the colors in the rainbow are equally beautiful.
Why did the dunce get hurt after raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.
Where do meteorologists like to drink after work?
The closest ISOBAR.
What is bigger than a Christmas tree?
A Christmas four
Did you hear about the cows struck by lightning?
They were completely cattletonic!
Q: What do you call a windmill swallowed up by a tornado?
A: A wind meal
What did the metamorphic rock say during the test? This is too much pressure!
The scientists decided to clean up the Thames because it had a dirty mouth.
Avoid pier pressure.
What happens when and ice cube gets angry?
It boils with anger, then lets off some steam.
What do you call a human that's now a cactus?
A transplant.
Q: What do you call a weatherman who farts while he pees?
A. Rain with a little wind and thunder.
Why did the boy soon stop trying to grab the mountain fog? Because he always mist.
What happens when you blend an artificial waterway with a tree? You get a root canal.
Where do fish keep their money? In river banks.
What did the rainbow say to the pot of gold? You'll be the end of me.
Why was the food critic fired?
They didn't reference their sauces
Did you hear about the loggers who stopped cutting down the forest? The trees really felt re-leafed.
My boss has just fired me for making too many Asian jokes.
Oh well!! That's the end of my Korea.
I was going to try putting a mushroom into my cola. I wanted to be a my cola gist.
What happened when the snowgirl had a fight with the snowboy?
She gave him the cold shoulder.
What did the flower do when she was challenged?
Rose to the occasion.
Did you hear about the metamorphosis professor who just gave up on life? He really needed a change.
I installed a sky light in my apartment.
The people upstairs were not happy at all.
Which tree is more annoying, pine or oak?
Pine. Because pine needles while oak leaves.
Why did the Sugar Maple have to go to the dentist? It really needed a root canal.
I was going to tell a joke about the natural disaster in the Indian Ocean
But it was too Tsunami.
There was a fire at the yodeling school. Everyone was asked to exit in an orderly orderly orderly manner.
Green is the most relaxed color in the rainbow, it's so jade back.
What is the the chemical formulation for candy molecules? Carbon, Holmium, Cobalt, Lanthanum, Tellerium—or ChoCoLaTe.
Did you know humans can be struck by lightning?
I was shocked when I found out.
What did the flower say to his wife when he brought her home a present?
I hope thistle cheer you up.
I never knew how lightning worked
Thats until it finally struck me.
You can’t predict wind speeds with certainty. The best you can do is make a gust-imate.
Did you hear about the mother who gave birth to her baby while she was in the sky?
I guess you can say the baby was airborne
Every time I passed a ring-shaped coral reef with a coral rim that encircles a lagoon, I had to pay a fee. It was atoll.
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite game?
A: Twister
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
What happens if someone chucks a rock at you? You hit the rock’s bottom.
There are so much beautiful sceneries near the river valleys. They are totally gorges.
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