Why did the sapling jump in the ocean? He wanted to swim with the manatrees.
Why are there fish at the bottom of the sea?
Because they dropped out of school.
What world-famous rock group has four guys that don't even sing? Mount Rushmore.
We just got a new chicken-proof lawn, it's impekkable.
A mycologist is the most ethical type of scientist. They follow morels closely.
When the moisture from the sky stops falling
It really stops waning
Whale, hello there.
It's been a while since I heard jokes about people sitting on wet morning grass.
They're over dew.
There are lots of funny jokes about mushrooms that can give you stitches. However, you need to be patient enough because they need time to grow on you.
We all know that rooms are just empty spaces, and no one can even dream of making a delicacy out of them. The only room is the mushroom.
I thought I saw some fog yesterday.
But I guess my memory’s a little cloudy.
During our journey through the savanna grasslands, we kept track of time with the help of an hour-grass.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
You want to hear the best rock puns?
Give me a moment and I’ll dig something up.
It's really easy to learn white water kayaking
You just go with the flow.
Lightning sometimes shocks people because it just doesn't know how to conduct itself.
I took a walk down by the river the other day and I heard two birds speaking Spanish...
Turns out they were Portu-Geese.
What did the flower do when she was challenged?
Rose to the occasion.
What do you call it when it rains ducks and geese?
Fowl weather.
Mushroom puns are the best for any occasion. They are very portabella.
Whenever I hear folksy stories about the hills, I can never get over them.
What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?
Brrrr – itos.
The hiker hated the top of the mountain because it was all downhill from there!
Did you hear about the red ship that collided with the blue ship?
All the sailors were marooned.
What type of baseball player gives out all the water?
The Pitcher.
What did one ocean say to another?
Nothing, it just waved.
Why does the mermaid wear seashells?
Because she grew out of her B-shells.
What did the flower say when he wanted a second chance?
I’ll grow on you.
They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?
He had a very esteemed colleague.
What do you call an indoor plant?
An intro-vert
What do you call the people that you eat grass and produce milk alongside?
Cow-workers!
A french farmer who owned an olive plantation had a huge fire
He was extremely sad, he had lost his all his huile d'olive.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
Where do rocks like to sleep? In bedrocks!
Why did the chicken cross the river?
To get to the otter side
What did the bottled water tell the spy?
The names bond, Hydrogen bond.
What is a birch’s favorite dinosaur? The Tree
Rex.
What type of weapon can you make with potassium, iron and nickel? A KniFe.
What did the conifer say when he finally got alone with his crush? It’s just yew and me, baby.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
It's ok to be negative if you find yourself in a thunderstorm.
You probably won't get struck by lightning.
Why are coyotes howling in the night?
Because they can only see the cactuses in the day.
Why are leaves always getting into risky business? They keep having to go out on a limb.
Why did the frog lose his job on the mushroom farm? He stole the toads-tool.
What do you call a nice tree that does not have any teeth? Sweetgums.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
Pink is the early bird of the rainbow colors, it's always the first to rose and shine.
What did the cloud say to the rainbow? Thank you for adding color to my day.
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