Did you hear the was a fire at a used furniture store and two people died next door?
It was due the second hand smoke
Why does the ocean roar?
You would too if you had crabs on your bottom.
The science teacher decided to take her class out on a field trip to the mountains because all the kids in her class desperately needed higher grades.
What did the sink say to the water faucet?
You’re a real drip.
What’s the scariest plant?
BamBoo.
Q: What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?
A: A rough draft
I have a good nature joke but after listening to it, everyone just leaves.
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
Where do water droplets go to settle arguments?
The Supreme Quart.
After being stuck in the ice storm all day long, the man said, "I am starving. Can I avalanche?"
My neighbour always thinks he knows more about the weather than me
The guy is a real snow it all.
What did the river sue for?
Beaver damage.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
Why did the tectonic plates break up?
It wasn’t her fault, but there was just too much friction between them.
Rivers are...
the original streaming service.
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren.
What is the trees favorite fruit? Pine-apple.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
How did the mushroom end up on a vacation abroad? It was just a spore of the moment decision!
When does it start to rain money?
When there is change in the weather.
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