What holds the sun up in the sky?
Sunbeams
While rainbows must be many colors, they should always stay blue to themselves.
What flowering plant is an amazing equestrian? The horse chestnut.
What do you call grass that waits until the last minute to grow?
A Prograsstinator
What types of books do pines read? Poetree books.
A man went to buy long underwear cause the weather was getting cold. The cashier asked " How long would you like them"
"From march to September", said the man.
I was hiking with my friend in the woods and bear attacked him
It was unbearable to watch
What did the vegan wear to the beach?
A zucchini!
I never knew how lightning worked
Thats until it finally struck me.
I tried playing baseball in the fog today.
It was a bit hit and mist.
What language do things that fly in the sky speak....
Plane english
Why was there lightning and thunder in the lab?
The scientists were brainstorming.
How did the shark plead in the murder case?
Not gill-ty.
Why did the River go to the doctor? Her flow wouldn't stop.
What has leaves, is green and a trunk? A houseplant heading on vacation.
Why does the river never get lost?
She always finds the right pathwave.
I'm going to discuss global warming on Sunday at a debate. It's a very heated topic.
Took the family on a whitewater rafting trip, and first time we came to a sudden descent in the river, we lost everything...
That was just one of the downfalls!
Wind energy is so popular. It has a lot of fans.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
Why won’t the mushroom buy a couch? - He prefers toadstools.
When Mr. Mushroom saw Miss Mushroom, he didn’t hesitate to ask her out on a date because he had she was such a fungi-rl.
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
What did the flower say to the flower next to him? Move over bud!
If H20 is water, then what is H204? It’s for drinking, washing and swimming, of course!
I'm feeling exceptionally alone in this cold weather. It's probably because I'm completely ice-olated.
What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano? I really lava you!
What world-famous rock group has four guys that don't even sing? Mount Rushmore.
What sort of cakes do snowmen like?
The ones with thick icing!
Why don't people ever talk about the fear of roses? Because it's a thorny issue!
Where do flowers recharge? At a power plant!
What does the birch like to study in school? Chemistree.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
How does the weather tie its shoes? Witha rainbow!
Checked into a hotel and was offered the black & white or the rainbow room. I chose the rainbow one as I like a room with a hue.
What do you call it when you get a month’s worth of rain at once?
England.
I'm trying to break the ice, but you just keep giving me the cold shoulder.
There are so much beautiful sceneries near the river valleys. They are totally gorges.
What did the monochrome say to the rainbow?
Oh no! My arch nemesis!
What did the lightning say to the fireworks?
"Hey! You stole my thunder."
Q: Where can a tornado be jailed?
A: In a high pressure cell.
I was at a bar and heard a band playing a Queen cover. I asked them what the name of their band was. They are called the Champignons my friend.
Have you ever heard of mushroom cars? Well, they have an interesting sound which goes line shroom shroom!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Pickle
Pickle who?
Pickle little flower and give it to your mother!
Pink is the early bird of the rainbow colors, it's always the first to rose and shine.
What's a flowing water with living organisms called?
A livestream.
Mushrooms always hate going to school. They feel inferior before the rest because they are always so spore-d.
What did the nut tree say when his wife left him? I walnut stand for this!
I wanted to be a professional fortune-teller but I wasn't very good at it. I could only predict when there would be bad winter storms. Well, turns out I had been using a snow globe.
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