You can bet on firemen at the beach.
It's a shore-fire thing.
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
Why is the world so diverse? Because it contains alkynes of people.
There’s two balloons in the desert. One says look out for that cactus!
The other goes What Cactussssss...
What did one ocean say to another?
Nothing, it just waved.
No matter how much she trimmed the particular strand of grass, the unruly grass kept on growing- what a grass-cal!
Q: Why did the tornado take a break?
A: Because it ran out of wind!
My friend asked me how big the ocean is.
I said "can you be more Pacific?"
What do you call it when you boil a water buffalo?
A mist steak.
The ocean made me salty.
What weighs more: a pound of logs or a pound of leaves? They weigh the same.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
Had a great weekend. Won the annual weather forecaster's championships!
I beat the raining champion.
Two rocks at the bottom of a mountain. First rock: Avalanche!
Second rock: Ha! I'm not gonna fall for that again!
I recently got offered a job studying fog but I turned it down.
Looking back, I now think it was a mist opportunity.
What did the beaver say after she slipped in water?
Dam it.
What type of tree can be put inside your hand? A palm tree.
What did the tornado say to the sports car?
Let's go for a spin!
The man got shocked when he got down in the river because the river current was too strong.
A young boy and his dad laid on the grass, looking at the sky. The boy asked, "Dad, will you teach me about the sky?"
The dad replied, "Son, it's way over your head."
R.I.P boiled water. You will be mist
Why did the worm cross the ruler?
To become an inchworm
While rainbows must be many colors, they should always stay blue to themselves.
Why was it hard for police to catch the tree bandit? He had them stumped.
What does a stick say when it falls down?
"Wood you help me up?"
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
What kind of alcohol do flowers drink?
Rosé.
How do you split the ocean in half?
With a sea-saw.
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
What is the color of the wind? Blew!
Due to bad weather, I won't be attending the Meteorology Convention.
I'm gonna take a rain-check.
I've always considered mountain plateaus to be the highest forms of flattery.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
My friend, while driving through the mountains watching the leaves change: I love the winter. All the naked trees.
Me: Yeah, you can see all their knotty parts.
What did one cactus say to the other cactus ?
"Lookin sharp !"
Beach you to it.
I lost my cat in a snowstorm!
But he should be fine because he's a cool cat.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
What did the flower say when her son went off to college?
I be-leaf in you.
After being stuck in the ice storm all day long, the man said, "I am starving. Can I avalanche?"
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
I just found out what animal’s been getting into my avocado plants...
It was a guaca-mole.
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
Why did the Sugar Maple have to go to the dentist? It really needed a root canal.
What did the nut tree say when his wife left him? I walnut stand for this!
My wife refused to go to a nude beach with me
I can't believe she is so clothes-minded.
What did the Christmas tree tell his crush? I pine for you.
Did you hear about the bank that wanted to put an ATM up a tree? If it works, they are going to expand the idea to other branches.
How does a rainbow greet the other weathers? With a yellow of course!
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