We all know that rooms are just empty spaces, and no one can even dream of making a delicacy out of them. The only room is the mushroom.
How do geologists like to relax?
In rocking chairs, of course!
Why was the tree so embarrassed during the winter? After her leaves fell, she felt naked.
Me: "Hello? 911? Emergency! The neighbors house is on fire!"
Dispatcher: "Did you discover the fire?"
Me: "No! Prometheus! but what does he have to do with this?"
Did you know humans can be struck by lightning?
I was shocked when I found out.
What is the trees favorite fruit? Pine-apple.
What’s an ig?
A snow house without a loo!
Why do earth science professors always talk about ammonia? Because it’s basic material.
Q: Why did the wind turbine blush?
A. It broke wind.
There are lots of funny jokes about mushrooms that can give you stitches. However, you need to be patient enough because they need time to grow on you.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
Did you hear about the lawyer who tried to sue a shark for biting all his limbs off?
He didn’t have a leg to stand on.
What do you call a gangsta snowman?
Froze-T.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
I think there's something wrong with the cactus I'm growing...
But I can't put my finger on it.
If your imagination hits peak high and you combine a toadstool and a suitcase, you won’t have mushroom for your vacation clothes.
Have you ever heard of mushroom cars? Well, they have an interesting sound which goes line shroom shroom!
The winter is the worst time of year for a wedding. The grooms always seem to be getting cold feet.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
What is a mountains favorite type of candy?
Snow caps.
This very fair weather actually makes me feel like a feather!
What plant do both Spaniards and French agree is the best?
Seaweed.
Why did the man driving a train get struck by lightning?
He was a good conductor.
Q: What do you call a windmill swallowed up by a tornado?
A: A wind meal
Q: What falls but never hits the ground?
A: The temperature
Why does the river have problems remembering things?
Because she is becoming sea nile.
What did the trees wear when they went to a pool party? Swimming trunks.
I like rivers very much. I was watching a live stream earlier.
Everyone said the wind was powerful. So, I went outside and was blown away.
Q: What do you call a freezing bird?
A: Brrrrrrrrrdddd
What does rain wear to a fancy dinner party? A rainbow-tie.
What is the tree’s least favorite month of the year? SepTIMBERRRR.
Want to hear the best rock puns? Give me a moment and I'll dig something up!
Checked into a hotel and was offered the black & white or the rainbow room. I chose the rainbow one as I like a room with a hue.
Whenever someone wishes me to say "Happy Winter," it always leaves me cold.
Got a cow helping me cut the grass. He's a lawn mooer.
I was hiking with my friend in the woods and bear attacked him
It was unbearable to watch
During the contribution’s session, the mushroom family never gave a lot. They were just two spore.
I fernly beleaf my tree puns are qualitree, you can leaf me alone if you disagreen.
When the husband of the queen gets back to his palace after climbing the mountain, the queen says "Hi, King!"
During the pandemic, all the children asked to draw pictures of the different types of grass. The children had to submit their grass-essments online.
Son: “Hey Dad, can we go to the beach?”
Dad: “Shore?”
Many people seem to believe that warm water droplets get cooled fast and form fog. It's a mist-conception. Someone should de-mist-ify it.
I'm debating whether I should cross the river on foot or use my rowboat...
It's row v. wade.
What is the strongest creature in the ocean? A mussel!
How can you tell that it’s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
Because he has sesame seed buns.
There's snow place like the mountains in winter.
What do you get when you plant a Donut?
A pastree.
Why do cows eat grass?
I mean, someone has to moo the lawn.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
Go to BabaMail
