When you look at the sky and see the moon
You're looking at a subtle light
What do you call a martial arts expert in a tree?
Bruce Leaf.
What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano?
I really lava you!
They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
Most people have off on Independence Day. Except fire.
Fire-works on 4th of July.
Does a water bed become bouncier when you fill it up with spring water?
What do pines eat for breakfast? Past-trees.
Why are you bringing me to this mountain river after our couple therapy session?!
Our therapist said I need to valley date you.
What do we call a flock of sheep that tumbles down a mountain? They are called a lamb-slide.
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.
The science teacher decided to take her class out on a field trip to the mountains because all the kids in her class desperately needed higher grades.
Where do fish wash? In a river basin.
How can you tell that it’s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
Because he has sesame seed buns.
What do you call a periodic table when the gold is missing? Au revoir.
Q: Why is there so much wind inside a sports arena?
A: Because of all the fans.
Rock was magma before it was cool.
What is a mushroom’s favorite hobby? - Spore-t!
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
Q: Why did the little clouds idolize the big cloud?
A: Because he was the raining champion.
What do flowers study in college?
STEM.
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frost bite.
What did the storm drain say when it learnt it'd be getting a new cover?
That's just grate.
What types of plants do you get after you plant kisses? Tulips.
At the party, the vegetarian girl won’t eat the mushrooms, reason being, somebody told her that they were oyster mushrooms.
I mist say, this is a pretty bad joke, but it haze potential.
Tis the sea-sun.
A man went to buy long underwear cause the weather was getting cold. The cashier asked " How long would you like them"
"From march to September", said the man.
How do geologists like to relax?
In rocking chairs, of course!
My friend asked me how big the ocean is.
I said "can you be more Pacific?"
Why does the mermaid wear seashells?
Because she grew out of her B-shells.
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
What do you call a Grizzly at a nude beach?
Bear Naked.
The river fish went to the library and asked if he can get a book. The librarian said: "You can start by-rowing it."
What weighs more: a pound of logs or a pound of leaves? They weigh the same.
Why did the strangers walk out onto the frozen pond?
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
My wife and I went hiking and got lost. I lost my temper and she was so upset she threw the map at me.
Now I know where we stand.
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.Someone got hurt from a fistful of grass thrown at them with force. When they pressed charges, the cops charged the culprit with physical grass-ault.
A red ship and a blue ship collided in the ocean.
Apparently the survivors are marooned.
What do you call a gangsta snowman?
Froze-T.
Lightning sometimes shocks people because it just doesn't know how to conduct itself.
There was once a mountain biker who murdered everyone in his path because he was a clinical cycle-path!
If your canoe turns upside down in the water, you can wear it on your head.
Because it’s capsized.
Q: What did the leaf say to the wind?
A: You really blew me away.
How one snowman greets the other one?
Ice to meet you.
Did you hear about the sea captain who made a special salt-proof boat for the salty waters of the ocean?
It was a sailing solution to cross a saline solution
Many people think that when warm droplets of water in the air are rapidly cooled it forms fog.
But it’s actually a common mist-conception.
What is the strongest creature in the ocean? A mussel!
When the AC circuits in your home are hit by a DC lightning bolt..
It's a current affair.
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