What do you call dangerous amounts of precipitation?
A rain of terror.
Q: What is a cloud's favorite reptile?
A: A blizzard.
Mother always knows best. But when winter comes around, Mother Nature snows best.
The reason why mushrooms are always welcome even in high-end parties is because everybody believes they are really fun-guys.
When does it start to rain money?
When there is change in the weather.
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he liked cool music.
Why did the frog lose his job on the mushroom farm? He stole the toads-tool.
What do you call a chicken that was struck by lightning?
Air fried.
Q: How do you stop newspapers from flying away on windy days?
A: Use a news anchor!
If H20 is in the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside ?
K9P.
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
What do you call a negative fog?
A pessimist.
What do you call a funnel shaped storm made of ketchup?
A tormato.
Why are trees so active in politics? They really like grass roots movements.
Q: What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
A: Fowl weather.
Q: Why do windmills love loud, heavy rock music?
A: They’re metal fans.
Dad has a pet snake that eats the grass in his yard.
It's a lawnboa.
This rainbow is on its last legs, it's really hanging by a red.
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.
There are two reasons why you should never drink toilet water.
Number one. And number two.
I was hiking with my friend in the woods and bear attacked him
It was unbearable to watch
The science teacher decided to take her class out on a field trip to the mountains because all the kids in her class desperately needed higher grades.
The reason lakes are bigger than rivers is because one has running water whereas the other water is merely standing.
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years at C!
This very fair weather actually makes me feel like a feather!
After being stuck in the ice storm all day long, the man said, "I am starving. Can I avalanche?"
Where do birch trees keep their jewelry? In the river bank.
Why did the man driving a train get struck by lightning?
He was a good conductor.
Watson: Sherlock, what type of rock is this amazing specimen?
Holmes: It’s sedimentary, my dear Watson.
Why are trees such great drivers? They always take the shortest root.
What is worse than when it is raining buckets?
Hailing taxis.
What is a mushroom’s favorite hobby? - Spore-t!
Where did the Adansonia tree go to get a quick trim? To the baobarber.
What does a mermaid wear to math class?
An algae-bra, naturally.
What happened to the wooden car with a wooden engine and wheels? It wooden go at all.
The wind had such a great time. You could say it had a blast.
During a family discussion, my father said that grass is not greener than other plants. No one should make a biased grass-umption like that.
If Smart water were actually smart…
Then why did it get bottled?
What do you call a can of soda in a conglomerate? Coca-Cola Clastic.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror!
What's the difference between a BMW and a Cactus?
Pricks are on the outside of Cactuses.
What is the tree’s least favorite month of the year? SepTIMBERRRR.
I'm reading a book called "The Yellow River"
It's written by I.P. Freely
Q: What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?
A: A rough draft
Why are mountains always sleepy? Because they n-Everest.
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
My mind works like lightning.
One brilliant flash and it's gone.
Where do doubtful Egyptians get their water from?
Denial River.
I was not allowed to do my stand up act at the mushroom comedy show. I guess I am not a fungi.
Have you heard about the street performer who does his act in the middle of a storm?
It's mime blowing.
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