The lake did not like the river because it felt that the river was not very lake-able.
There are lots of funny jokes about mushrooms that can give you stitches. However, you need to be patient enough because they need time to grow on you.
I'd cut the grass but it's against the lawn.
What is a flower’s favorite vegetable?
Cauliflower.
Next time you’re feeling down, just remember: your plants are rooting for you. Literally!
What do you say when you want a flower to drive faster?
Floret.
Why did the fisherman start doing drugs?
Pier pressure.
I know a man whose last name is Storm
He has three daughters: Summer, April, and Haley.
Love the beach. Can I be any more Pacific?
What do you call the least popular color in the rainbow? The weakest pink.
Why is a river an amazing roommate?
He just likes to go with the flow.
What do you call it when it rains ducks and geese?
Fowl weather.
What do you say when you want a kiss from a flower?
Plant one on me.
Why is it always quiet in the forest? Because all of the trees sleep like a dog.
Q: Why is it so windy in England?
A: Because Harry Kane (hurricane) lives there..
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
If trees could kill you, they wood.
Why did the worm cross the ruler?
To become an inchworm
My glasses fogged up once I came out of the AC room last summer, but I was okay because I was opti-mistic.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
What does a stick say when it falls down?
"Wood you help me up?"
I was not allowed to do my stand up act at the mushroom comedy show. I guess I am not a fungi.
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
What is fire to a pyromaniac?
Just a warm-up.
I mist say, this is a pretty bad joke, but it haze potential.
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A meltdown!
When you mix a salt and water, you get a solution. When you mix a salt and battery, you get arrested.
When the moisture from the sky stops falling
It really stops waning
Australia announced that they have begun dumping sewage into the ocean
It’s now classified as an in-continent.
What did the Ocean say to the shore?
Nothing. It just waved.
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
General: "Fire at will!"
Soldier: "Which one's Will?"
Why were the spruces in a group of three? They like to travel as a tree-o.
What did the chicken do when his shop caught on fire?
He egg-xited..
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
Why are plants the best chefs?
They’re succulent.
Why is the mushroom always invited to parties? Because he's a fun-gi.
Q: Why was the cloud so dark and stormy?
A: It was feeling mis-thunder-stood.
How do you split the ocean in half?
With a sea-saw.
What do you call it when it's raining and the sun is shining but a rainbow doesn't come out? A refrainbow.
During a family discussion, my father said that grass is not greener than other plants. No one should make a biased grass-umption like that.
My dad's nickname is lightning.
That way I can tell my friends I've been struck by lightning multiple times.
Had a great weekend. Won the annual weather forecaster's championships!
I beat the raining champion.
I live on top of the mountain and i usually have 99 problems
But the beach ain't one
What kind of magazine does a rock like to read?
Rolling Stone.
The wind had such a great time. You could say it had a blast.
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land never waves back.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.
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