What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
Q: What do you call a freezing bird?
A: Brrrrrrrrrdddd
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
What type of room do you eat? A mush room.
What is the hardest part about being a tree? You have so many limbs, but you still can’t walk.
What is a flower’s favorite vegetable?
Cauliflower.
What do you call a wet teddy bear?
A drizzly bear.
Q: What is a cloud's favorite reptile?
A: A blizzard.
Why do trees always walk so slowly? All they can do is lumber around.
When moving a piece of furniture at the weather station, you'll be needing four casters.
No matter how much she trimmed the particular strand of grass, the unruly grass kept on growing- what a grass-cal!
What does a flower write on their valentine?
Aloe you vera much.
Why couldn’t the oak tree make friends? All of the other trees thought that he was a bit shady.
What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
An ice burger extra cheese.
What's a flowing water with living organisms called?
A livestream.
Where do you go to weigh a pie? Somewhere over the rainbow.
I got fired from the Calendar Factory yesterday
They say it's because I took a day off.
Why do some trees hate playing checkers? Because they are true chess-nuts.
Why are trees a popular Christmas decoration? They look good in boughs.
I was thinking of making an investment on a new farming venture that feeds marijuana to cows instead of grass.
The steaks will be too high for sure.
Why are Christmas trees so clean? They know how to spruce things up.
Whenever someone wishes me to say "Happy Winter," it always leaves me cold.
What do you call it when you plant a tree at each corner of a house?
A fourest.
I'm trying to think of a weather pun, but my mind's kinda cloudy now.
I would love climbing to the peak of Mount Everest, but I do not see the point.
How was the misbehaving lightning bolt punished?
He was grounded.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
Who did Prince Mushroom fall in love with at the royal ball? - Chanterella!
Why are leaves always getting into risky business? They keep having to go out on a limb.
They figured it was the best way to break the ice.
What did the thunderstorm say to the lightning rod?
You'll never catch me, copper!
Went camping last night. It was in-tents.
There is a higher chance of being struck by lightning than to be killed in a shark attack.
Shocking isn't it.
I wanted to be a professional fortune-teller but I wasn't very good at it. I could only predict when there would be bad winter storms. Well, turns out I had been using a snow globe.
There's a basic difference between weather and climate: you can't weather a tree, but you can definitely climate.
The police officer went to the crime scene and he saw that there had been a murder in the dense grasslands. Guess, we could call it a grass-assination.
Green seemed to disappear from the rainbow it came back in full force, olive and kicking.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
What words do windmills live by? One good turn deserves another!
Why did the tectonic plates break up?
It wasn’t her fault, but there was just too much friction between them.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
Q: How is hurricane season like Christmas?
A: At some point, there’s going to be a tree inside your house.
What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano?
I really lava you!
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
Getting my toy drone stuck in the tree isn’t the worst thing that happened to me today.
But it’s definitely up there.
What did Sherlock Holmes say to Watson when he noticed sandstone deposits on the river bank? "It's sedimentary, my dear Watson."
A mycologist is the most ethical type of scientist. They follow morels closely.
Did you want to hear the joke about the mountain? Never mind, you would never get over it.
What kind of alcohol do flowers drink?
Rosé.
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