What did the cactus wear with their suit?
A cactie.
Why was the sedimentary rock so cheap? It was always on shale.
Does anyone remember the joke about the sodium deposits? Na.
Lost on a mountain, you can collect rainwater to drink during storms.
Otherwise, you just have to make dew.
The forager was in such mixed moods this morning and we guessed he picked and ate the wrong class of mushrooms.
How did the pines and firs end their war? With a tree-ty.
When it comes to getting things done, my work ethic is like lightning.
I take the path of least resistance.
Q: What’s the fastest way to make a skeleton?
A: Put a leper in a wind tunnel
Why did Frosty the snowman want a divorce?
Because he thought his wife was a flake.
Why are mountains not just funny? Because they are hilarious.
What is the most favourite drink of a cow? Mountain Moo.
What did the monochrome say to the rainbow?
Oh no! My arch nemesis!
Q: How do you store water?
A: Cloud storage.
what do you call the smaller rivers that run into the nile?
The juveniles
Are you a cactus?
Because you're a prick
R.I.P boiled water. You will be mist
If I could change the periodic table, I would put Uranium and Iodine next to each other.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
How do you know if there’s a snowman in your bed?
You wake up wet!
Farmers were in an all out war to decide which vegetable they would plant
It was resolved with a Peas Treaty.
RIP to Boiled Water.
You will be sorely mist.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair who keeps getting struck by lightning?
A handicapacitor.
I was so disappointed when I went to the court house themed restaurant and all they gave me was frozen water.
Justice was served.
Where do doubtful Egyptians get their water from?
Denial River.
My wife drives like lightning.
I don't mean she drives fast - she hits trees.
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During ape-ril showers.
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Nothing, oceans don't talk they just wave!
Why did the strangers walk out onto the frozen pond?
I wanna tell a joke about a girl who eats plants.
You've probably never heard of herbivore.
Did Texas survive last week's winter storms?
Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrly.
What language do things that fly in the sky speak....
Plane english
Did you hear about the sea captain who made a special salt-proof boat for the salty waters of the ocean?
It was a sailing solution to cross a saline solution
During the flood, most of our garden was underwater. I felt especially bad for the grass - it must have been grass-ping for air.
I got fired from my job as a train operator and my job as a lightning rod.
I guess I'm just a bad conductor.
What kind of fire moistens?
A humidifier.
I'm trying to break the ice, but you just keep giving me the cold shoulder.
What do you call a can of soda in a conglomerate? Coca-Cola Clastic.
Wind energy is so popular. It has a lot of fans.
What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.
What is fire to a pyromaniac?
Just a warm-up.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
If your imagination hits peak high and you combine a toadstool and a suitcase, you won’t have mushroom for your vacation clothes.
The other day a tree asked for my help with kindling a grass route movement.
I said I wood because it's got a lot growing for it.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
Have you heard about the banker who drowned in a river? It was a river of cash.
My neighbour always thinks he knows more about the weather than me
The guy is a real snow it all.
I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.
It was a flop.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror!
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