I never knew how lightning worked
Thats until it finally struck me.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he liked cool music.
What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Reign!
Did you hear about the aspen who fell for the loggers’ scam? The copse wood not believe she fell for it.
In what state is the Amazon River? It is in the liquid state.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
What world-famous rock group has four guys that don't even sing? Mount Rushmore.
Getting my toy drone stuck in the tree isn’t the worst thing that happened to me today.
But it’s definitely up there.
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
My neighbour always thinks he knows more about the weather than me
The guy is a real snow it all.
The coffee shop kept samples of burnt coffee as evidence to fire their roaster.
It was used as grounds for dismissal.
Why does the river have problems remembering things?
Because she is becoming sea nile.
Crabgrass in my lawn is always fighting to prevent good grass seed from rooting...
Guess you could say I'm caught in the middle of a turf war
Because it was so foggy at my father’s funeral, he was buried in the wrong plot.
It was a grave mist-stake.
What do you call a friendly volcano? Lava-ble.
Why do sharks only swim in salt water?
Because pepper always makes them sneeze.
Q: How do clouds keep in touch with each other?
A: Using sky-pe.
What type of diet did the snowman go on?
The Meltdown Diet.
The fisherman lost his new fishing hook in the river. He refused to accept it. He was in the Nile.
During the contribution’s session, the mushroom family never gave a lot. They were just two spore.
I stopped my phones to the cloud, and I kept getting mist calls.
When is a piece of wood made king? when its a ruler
Why are trees so active in politics? They really like grass roots movements.
I had a rainbow for lunch. I'm trying to eat light.
How do you know you’re in love with a flower?
Not a daisy goes by where you don’t think of them.
There was a terrible fire at the shoe factory today...
Over a million soles were lost.
What is a blue whale’s favourite James Bond Film?
Licence to Krill.
Why did the sapling jump in the ocean? He wanted to swim with the manatrees.
When you get a rainbow after the rain at least you are moving in the bright direction.
Why did the aspen date the poplar? She really found him to be in-tree-guing.
How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
The fungi turned down seconds at dinner because he never had mushroom.
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
Why did the ocean leave the party early?
She was getting really tide.
Trying to get to the end of the rainbow is a gold move.
What did the snowman eat?
Icebergs with chilli sauce.
Why did the frog lose his job on the mushroom farm? He stole the toads-tool.
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
I was struggling to find out how lightning works. And then it struck me.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?
Hare spray.
I was going to try putting a mushroom into my cola. I wanted to be a my cola gist.
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
Rock was magma before it was cool.
What side of the tree contains the most leaves? The outside, of course.
Why was there lightning and thunder in the lab?
The scientists were brainstorming.
The storm was sad so we called it the sigh-clone.
Where do naughty rainbows go?
Prism
All the grasses were bumping into each other because the grass-light wasn't working in the streets.
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