When Mr. Mushroom saw Miss Mushroom, he didn’t hesitate to ask her out on a date because he had she was such a fungi-rl.
Why do toadstools grow so close to each other? They do not need mushroom to grow.
When darkness sets in, fungi much like many other organisms go to sleep, but in mush-rooms.
How does a mushroom decorate a home? With toadstools.
I am still trying to launch beef and cream out of a mushroom cannon. It is not stroganoff.
In the mushroom bus, one mushroom said to the other, "Please scoot over, there is not mush room."
Why did the lettuce and the mushroom break up? The lettuce was pretty but the mushroom did not have much room for her in his life.
What did the bride say to her new husband at their wedding? - I love you so mush-groom!
A mycologist is the most ethical type of scientist. They follow morels closely.
How do you get into the mush-room? Ring the porta-bella.
My father cooked us mushrooms. Later he asked "Having fun guys"?
Mushroom puns are the best for any occasion. They are very portabella.
I always invite the mushroom to my party because he is such a fun-guy.
Who did Prince Mushroom fall in love with at the royal ball? - Chanterella!
What do you call a giant mushroom? Hu-fungus.
Why did the frog lose his job on the mushroom farm? He stole the toads-tool.
During the contribution’s session, the mushroom family never gave a lot. They were just two spore.
I was at a bar and heard a band playing a Queen cover. I asked them what the name of their band was. They are called the Champignons my friend.
There is always a first time to everything. For instance, when you take a mushroom either for lunch or dinner, you will be amazed at how magical it is.
Have you ever heard of mushroom cars? Well, they have an interesting sound which goes line shroom shroom!
When finally the encyclopedia on mushrooms was out, it was given the title ‘A Fungi-de to the Mushrooms’.
What types of mushrooms do vegetarians avoid? Oyster mushrooms.
Why won’t the mushroom buy a couch? - He prefers toadstools.
If there was to be a beauty contest bringing together all the beautiful mushrooms on the face of the earth, the porta-bella mushroom would carry the day.
The reason why mushrooms are always welcome even in high-end parties is because everybody believes they are really fun-guys.
What did the mushroom say after the car accident? Help I’m a truffle!
At the party, the vegetarian girl won’t eat the mushrooms, reason being, somebody told her that they were oyster mushrooms.
Where do the mushroom family keep their umbrellas, coats and shoes? In their porch-ini!
If you are preparing jacket potatoes, your choice vegetables should be button mushrooms.
The fungi turned down seconds at dinner because he never had mushroom.
How did the mushroom end up on a vacation abroad? It was just a spore of the moment decision!
You can virtually stay in any room. The only one you can’t is the mush-room because it is reserved for fungi.
What did the mushroom’s sing when they won the closed-cup? - We are the champignons!
What did the grouchy mushroom say to the loud mushroom? - Put a cap on it.
There are lots of funny jokes about mushrooms that can give you stitches. However, you need to be patient enough because they need time to grow on you.
The forager was in such mixed moods this morning and we guessed he picked and ate the wrong class of mushrooms.
Mushrooms always hate going to school. They feel inferior before the rest because they are always so spore-d.
What does the mushroom say to his lover? – “I have so mush-room in my heart for you, baby!”
What is a mushroom’s favorite hobby? - Spore-t!
I was thinking about using a mushroom to poison someone. My morel stopped me.
The only way the mushroom could think of decorating his house was with toadstools.
What are the best mushrooms to have with a jacket potato? Button mushrooms!
What type of room do you eat? A mush room.
What type of mushrooms can you put on a jacket? Button mushrooms.
If your imagination hits peak high and you combine a toadstool and a suitcase, you won’t have mushroom for your vacation clothes.
We all know that rooms are just empty spaces, and no one can even dream of making a delicacy out of them. The only room is the mushroom.
I was not allowed to do my stand up act at the mushroom comedy show. I guess I am not a fungi.
What type of car did the mushroom drive by in? A spores car.
What did the mushroom request when booking his hotel? A shroom with a view, please!
What did the teacher say when he sent the naughty student out of the (mush)room? - You’re in big truffle young man!
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