A team of mushrooms was playing basketball against a team of cabbages. The mushrooms won. Everyone cheered for the champignons.
How do you get into the mush-room? Ring the porta-bella.
During the contribution’s session, the mushroom family never gave a lot. They were just two spore.
If you are preparing jacket potatoes, your choice vegetables should be button mushrooms.
What did the mushroom’s sing when they won the closed-cup? - We are the champignons!
How does a mushroom decorate a home? With toadstools.
What type of mushrooms can you put on a jacket? Button mushrooms.
If your imagination hits peak high and you combine a toadstool and a suitcase, you won’t have mushroom for your vacation clothes.
What do you call a giant mushroom? Hu-fungus.
Why did the lettuce and the mushroom break up? The lettuce was pretty but the mushroom did not have much room for her in his life.
I was not allowed to do my stand up act at the mushroom comedy show. I guess I am not a fungi.
Why do toadstools grow so close to each other? They do not need mushroom to grow.
Why did the frog lose his job on the mushroom farm? He stole the toads-tool.
I am still trying to launch beef and cream out of a mushroom cannon. It is not stroganoff.
I was going to try putting a mushroom into my cola. I wanted to be a my cola gist.
What did the bride say to her new husband at their wedding? - I love you so mush-groom!
Why is it impossible to have a balanced conversation with a female mushroom? - Because shiitake too much!
What types of mushrooms do vegetarians avoid? Oyster mushrooms.
The forager was in such mixed moods this morning and we guessed he picked and ate the wrong class of mushrooms.
At the party, the vegetarian girl won’t eat the mushrooms, reason being, somebody told her that they were oyster mushrooms.
My father cooked us mushrooms. Later he asked "Having fun guys"?
In the mushroom bus, one mushroom said to the other, "Please scoot over, there is not mush room."
Mushroom puns are the best for any occasion. They are very portabella.
I was at a bar and heard a band playing a Queen cover. I asked them what the name of their band was. They are called the Champignons my friend.
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