What did the teacher say when he sent the naughty student out of the (mush)room? - You’re in big truffle young man!
What did the mushroom say after the car accident? Help I’m a truffle!
A team of mushrooms was playing basketball against a team of cabbages. The mushrooms won. Everyone cheered for the champignons.
My father cooked us mushrooms. Later he asked "Having fun guys"?
We all know that rooms are just empty spaces, and no one can even dream of making a delicacy out of them. The only room is the mushroom.
I am still trying to launch beef and cream out of a mushroom cannon. It is not stroganoff.
What are the best mushrooms to have with a jacket potato? Button mushrooms!
The forager was in such mixed moods this morning and we guessed he picked and ate the wrong class of mushrooms.
Have you ever heard of mushroom cars? Well, they have an interesting sound which goes line shroom shroom!
I was at a bar and heard a band playing a Queen cover. I asked them what the name of their band was. They are called the Champignons my friend.
When finally the encyclopedia on mushrooms was out, it was given the title ‘A Fungi-de to the Mushrooms’.
Why did the frog lose his job on the mushroom farm? He stole the toads-tool.
What do you call a giant mushroom? Hu-fungus.
What did the bride say to her new husband at their wedding? - I love you so mush-groom!
What does the mushroom say to his lover? – “I have so mush-room in my heart for you, baby!”
The fungi turned down seconds at dinner because he never had mushroom.
Where do the mushroom family keep their umbrellas, coats and shoes? In their porch-ini!
Why do toadstools grow so close to each other? They do not need mushroom to grow.
There are lots of funny jokes about mushrooms that can give you stitches. However, you need to be patient enough because they need time to grow on you.
When Mr. Mushroom saw Miss Mushroom, he didn’t hesitate to ask her out on a date because he had she was such a fungi-rl.
Why won’t the mushroom buy a couch? - He prefers toadstools.
How do you get into the mush-room? Ring the porta-bella.
In the mushroom bus, one mushroom said to the other, "Please scoot over, there is not mush room."
How did the mushroom end up on a vacation abroad? It was just a spore of the moment decision!
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