Q: What do you call a freezing bird?
A: Brrrrrrrrrdddd
Q: What did the wind turbine say to the engineer after he fixed him?
A: I’m a big fan of your work!
Q: Why is it so windy in England?
A: Because Harry Kane (hurricane) lives there..
You can’t predict wind speeds with certainty. The best you can do is make a gust-imate.
Q: What did the tornado say to the sportscar?
A: I’m taking you for a quick spin!
Q: Why does a hurricane wear a monocle?
A: It has only had one eye!
Q: What do you call a gust of wind that blows a tall guys onto a basketball court?
A: The NBA draft
Q; What’s the difference between origami and grandpa passing wind?
A: One is the art of the fold, the other, the fart of the old.
The wind is following a new workout program. It’s called air conditioning.
Q: Where can a tornado be jailed?
A: In a high pressure cell.
Q: Why couldn’t the boy keep his documents open when he left a window open in winter?
A: Because it was too Win+D
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