Wanna know what I said when I got hit by a water gun?
H2Oww
The weatherman said it might get a bit drizzly outside.
You can expect a Lil’ Wayne.
What did Snoop Dog need to get an umbrella?
Fo’ Drizzle.
If a hole isn't full of water then it isn't feeling well
My wife first agreed to a date after I gave her a bottle of tonic water.
I Schwepped her off her feet.
What do you call it when a guy throws his laptop into the ocean?
Adele, Rollin’ in the Deep.
What did the bottled water tell the spy?
The names bond, Hydrogen bond.
What do you call a wet teddy bear?
A drizzly bear.
HIJKLMNO is the formula for water
H to O.
What do you call it when you get a month’s worth of rain at once?
England.
How do cows intake water?
by Osmoosis.
Why do sharks only swim in salt water?
Because pepper always makes them sneeze.
A parishioner at my church broke into the holy water tank and splashed some on his infant daughter, saying, "your are hereby baptized!"
That's just not rite.
Why did the ocean leave the party early?
She was getting really tide.
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
I might have some trouble getting hard, I just got laid this morning!
Why did the lake date the river?
He heard that she had a bubbly personality.
What is worse than when it is raining buckets?
Hailing taxis.
What do you call water that is good for you?
Well water.
Looking out at the water, a father explains why the ice breaks up in the spring.
The changing sea son.
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