How do cows intake water?
by Osmoosis.
Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?
Because he was a little horse!
Where do water droplets go to settle arguments?
The Supreme Quart.
What is worse than when it is raining buckets?
Hailing taxis.
Did you ever hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?
Well, well, well.
HIJKLMNO is the formula for water
H to O.
Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?
He had a very esteemed colleague.
What do you call a tooth in a glass full of water?
A one molar solution.
It's really easy to learn white water kayaking
You just go with the flow.
How do the Skywalkers like their bath water?
Luke-warm.
Which weighs less; butane, gasoline or water?
Butane, because it's lighter fluid.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?
Hare spray.
What did the sink say to the water faucet?
You’re a real drip.
Does a water bed become bouncier when you fill it up with spring water?
I’m going to start a YouTube channel where I critique bottled water...
It’s an untapped market.
What do you call it when it rains ducks and geese?
Fowl weather.
What did one body of water say to the other?
"Do you sea what I sea?"
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
I might have some trouble getting hard, I just got laid this morning!
When does it start to rain money?
When there is change in the weather.
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