Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?
Because he was a little horse!
What do you call two days of rain in a row in Seattle?
The weekend.
Why was the man using ketchup during the rain?
Someone said it was raining cats and hot dogs.
Does a water bed become bouncier when you fill it up with spring water?
How do you know if an ant is a boy or a girl?
If you toss it in the water and it sinks, it’s a girl. If the ant floats, it’s a buoyant.
A parishioner at my church broke into the holy water tank and splashed some on his infant daughter, saying, "your are hereby baptized!"
That's just not rite.
What is worse than when it is raining buckets?
Hailing taxis.
You can tell an ant’s gender by putting it in the water.
If it sinks, it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s a buoyant.
HIJKLMNO is the formula for water
H to O.
Why don’t you see an ocean in school?
They just can’t wade through all that homework.
What did Snoop Dog need to get an umbrella?
Fo’ Drizzle.
If a hole isn't full of water then it isn't feeling well
How do the Skywalkers like their bath water?
Luke-warm.
What do you call it when you get a month’s worth of rain at once?
England.
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
She thought he was too shallow.
RIP to Boiled Water.
You will be sorely mist.
What did the beaver say after she slipped in water?
Dam it.
If your canoe turns upside down in the water, you can wear it on your head.
Because it’s capsized.
Why did the lake date the river?
He heard that she had a bubbly personality.
Why do poets always write about the sea?
They just can’t fathom her depths.
What can you do if you are the ocean?
Watever you want.
Where do water droplets go to settle arguments?
The Supreme Quart.
Where do doubtful Egyptians get their water from?
Denial River.
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
I might have some trouble getting hard, I just got laid this morning!
What do you call water that is good for you?
Well water.
I don't know if I just got hit by freezing rain, but it hurt like hail.
Wanna know what I said when I got hit by a water gun?
H2Oww
Why do sharks only swim in salt water?
Because pepper always makes them sneeze.
R.I.P boiled water. You will be mist
I’m going to start a YouTube channel where I critique bottled water...
It’s an untapped market.
When you mix a salt and water, you get a solution. When you mix a salt and battery, you get arrested.
Why is the ocean always on time?
She likes to stay current.
How do cows intake water?
by Osmoosis.
What did the bottled water tell the spy?
The names bond, Hydrogen bond.
What's a flowing water with living organisms called?
A livestream.
What did one water bottle ask the other water bottle?
Water you doing today?
It's really easy to learn white water kayaking
You just go with the flow.
The weatherman said it might get a bit drizzly outside.
You can expect a Lil’ Wayne.
What do you call it when it rains ducks and geese?
Fowl weather.
Which weighs less; butane, gasoline or water?
Butane, because it's lighter fluid.
What do you call a wet teddy bear?
A drizzly bear.
Why does the river never get lost?
She always finds the right pathwave.
My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill.
So I sent him a “get well soon” card.
What do you call it when a guy throws his laptop into the ocean?
Adele, Rollin’ in the Deep.
When does it start to rain money?
When there is change in the weather.
What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
Why are oceans so meticulous?
They like to be pacific.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
Looking out at the water, a father explains why the ice breaks up in the spring.
The changing sea son.
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