If a hole isn't full of water then it isn't feeling well
My friend couldn’t pay his water bill anymore.
I sent him a Get Well Soon card.
H20 is water, but what is H204?
It’s for swimming and drinking, of course.
Why do poets always write about the sea?
They just can’t fathom her depths.
Which weighs less; butane, gasoline or water?
Butane, because it's lighter fluid.
RIP to Boiled Water.
You will be sorely mist.
If your canoe turns upside down in the water, you can wear it on your head.
Because it’s capsized.
What do you call a tooth in a glass full of water?
A one molar solution.
Does a water bed become bouncier when you fill it up with spring water?
What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?
Dam.
Why did the ocean leave the party early?
She was getting really tide.
My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill.
So I sent him a “get well soon” card.
What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Reign!
Why are oceans so meticulous?
They like to be pacific.
Why does the river never get lost?
She always finds the right pathwave.
If Smart water were actually smart…
Then why did it get bottled?
What's a flowing water with living organisms called?
A livestream.
Why does water never laugh at jokes?
It isn’t a fan of dry humor.
Why is a river an amazing roommate?
He just likes to go with the flow.
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