The weatherman said it might get a bit drizzly outside.
You can expect a Lil’ Wayne.
How do you make holy water?
Make sure to boil the hell out of it.
I was so disappointed when I went to the court house themed restaurant and all they gave me was frozen water.
Justice was served.
Why is the ocean always on time?
She likes to stay current.
I don't know if I just got hit by freezing rain, but it hurt like hail.
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
She thought he was too shallow.
HIJKLMNO is the formula for water
H to O.
If a hole isn't full of water then it isn't feeling well
Where do doubtful Egyptians get their water from?
Denial River.
Does a water bed become bouncier when you fill it up with spring water?
What do you call it when you get a month’s worth of rain at once?
England.
R.I.P boiled water. You will be mist
Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?
Because he was a little horse!
What do you call water that is good for you?
Well water.
When does it start to rain money?
When there is change in the weather.
Wanna know what I said when I got hit by a water gun?
H2Oww
What did one ocean say to another?
Nothing, it just waved.
Looking out at the water, a father explains why the ice breaks up in the spring.
The changing sea son.
What goes up when rain starts to come down?
Umbrellas.
Why couldn’t the fish watch YouTube?
He couldn’t stream the video.
Did you ever hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?
Well, well, well.
What did the sink say to the water faucet?
You’re a real drip.
What do you call two days of rain in a row in Seattle?
The weekend.
Why do poets always write about the sea?
They just can’t fathom her depths.
My friend couldn’t pay his water bill anymore.
I sent him a Get Well Soon card.
H20 is water, but what is H204?
It’s for swimming and drinking, of course.
Where do water droplets go to settle arguments?
The Supreme Quart.
What did Snoop Dog need to get an umbrella?
Fo’ Drizzle.
How do cows intake water?
by Osmoosis.
What can you do if you are the ocean?
Watever you want.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
Why don’t you see an ocean in school?
They just can’t wade through all that homework.
What do you call it when a guy throws his laptop into the ocean?
Adele, Rollin’ in the Deep.
Why is a river an amazing roommate?
He just likes to go with the flow.
Why are oceans so meticulous?
They like to be pacific.
What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Reign!
How do you make holy water?
By boiling the hell out of it.
What's a flowing water with living organisms called?
A livestream.
Why was the man using ketchup during the rain?
Someone said it was raining cats and hot dogs.
What is the ocean’s favorite lullaby?
Roe, Roe, Roe Your Boat.
My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill.
So I sent him a “get well soon” card.
How did the raindrop ask another raindrop on a date?
He asked her “Water you doing tonight?”
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?
Hare spray.
Why did the lake date the river?
He heard that she had a bubbly personality.
Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?
He had a very esteemed colleague.
Why does water never laugh at jokes?
It isn’t a fan of dry humor.
What do you call dangerous amounts of precipitation?
A rain of terror.
What did the beaver say after she slipped in water?
Dam it.
What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?
Dam.
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