What do you call a tooth in a glass full of water?
A one molar solution.
Why was the man using ketchup during the rain?
Someone said it was raining cats and hot dogs.
My friend couldn’t pay his water bill anymore.
I sent him a Get Well Soon card.
Looking out at the water, a father explains why the ice breaks up in the spring.
The changing sea son.
I was so disappointed when I went to the court house themed restaurant and all they gave me was frozen water.
Justice was served.
Wanna know what I said when I got hit by a water gun?
H2Oww
Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?
He had a very esteemed colleague.
What do you call it when you get a month’s worth of rain at once?
England.
What do you call it when it rains ducks and geese?
Fowl weather.
How do you make holy water?
Make sure to boil the hell out of it.
What do you call a wet teddy bear?
A drizzly bear.
Why did the lake date the river?
He heard that she had a bubbly personality.
What do you call it when a guy throws his laptop into the ocean?
Adele, Rollin’ in the Deep.
The weatherman said it might get a bit drizzly outside.
You can expect a Lil’ Wayne.
A parishioner at my church broke into the holy water tank and splashed some on his infant daughter, saying, "your are hereby baptized!"
That's just not rite.
Why couldn’t the fish watch YouTube?
He couldn’t stream the video.
What did the beaver say after she slipped in water?
Dam it.
What did one ocean say to another?
Nothing, it just waved.
How did the raindrop ask another raindrop on a date?
He asked her “Water you doing tonight?”
My wife first agreed to a date after I gave her a bottle of tonic water.
I Schwepped her off her feet.
What do you call water that is good for you?
Well water.
What type of baseball player gives out all the water?
The Pitcher.
If Smart water were actually smart…
Then why did it get bottled?
What is worse than when it is raining buckets?
Hailing taxis.
How do cows intake water?
by Osmoosis.
What do you call dangerous amounts of precipitation?
A rain of terror.
Why are oceans so meticulous?
They like to be pacific.
How do the Skywalkers like their bath water?
Luke-warm.
Where do doubtful Egyptians get their water from?
Denial River.
What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?
Because he was a little horse!
Where do meteorologists like to drink after work?
The closest ISOBAR.
What did Snoop Dog need to get an umbrella?
Fo’ Drizzle.
I don't know if I just got hit by freezing rain, but it hurt like hail.
There are two reasons why you should never drink toilet water.
Number one. And number two.
Where do water droplets go to settle arguments?
The Supreme Quart.
What do you call two days of rain in a row in Seattle?
The weekend.
Why do poets always write about the sea?
They just can’t fathom her depths.
Why does the river have problems remembering things?
Because she is becoming sea nile.
RIP to Boiled Water.
You will be sorely mist.
What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?
Dam.
What did the bottled water tell the spy?
The names bond, Hydrogen bond.
What did the sink say to the water faucet?
You’re a real drip.
It's really easy to learn white water kayaking
You just go with the flow.
Why does the river never get lost?
She always finds the right pathwave.
What is the ocean’s favorite lullaby?
Roe, Roe, Roe Your Boat.
What did one water bottle ask the other water bottle?
Water you doing today?
How do you make holy water?
By boiling the hell out of it.
What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Reign!
When you mix a salt and water, you get a solution. When you mix a salt and battery, you get arrested.
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