How did the raindrop ask another raindrop on a date?
He asked her “Water you doing tonight?”
There are two reasons why you should never drink toilet water.
Number one. And number two.
What did one water bottle ask the other water bottle?
Water you doing today?
What do you call it when a guy throws his laptop into the ocean?
Adele, Rollin’ in the Deep.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
R.I.P boiled water. You will be mist
What is worse than when it is raining buckets?
Hailing taxis.
What is the ocean’s favorite lullaby?
Roe, Roe, Roe Your Boat.
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
I might have some trouble getting hard, I just got laid this morning!
Why don’t you see an ocean in school?
They just can’t wade through all that homework.
Why is the ocean always on time?
She likes to stay current.
Why do poets always write about the sea?
They just can’t fathom her depths.
My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill.
So I sent him a “get well soon” card.
Where do water droplets go to settle arguments?
The Supreme Quart.
What do you call a wet teddy bear?
A drizzly bear.
Why does the river have problems remembering things?
Because she is becoming sea nile.
What did one body of water say to the other?
"Do you sea what I sea?"
How do cows intake water?
by Osmoosis.
You can tell an ant’s gender by putting it in the water.
If it sinks, it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s a buoyant.
What do you call water that is good for you?
Well water.
What do you call dangerous amounts of precipitation?
A rain of terror.
Looking out at the water, a father explains why the ice breaks up in the spring.
The changing sea son.
What happens before it starts raining candy?
It sprinkles!
The weatherman said it might get a bit drizzly outside.
You can expect a Lil’ Wayne.
What do you call it when it rains ducks and geese?
Fowl weather.
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
She thought he was too shallow.
What type of baseball player gives out all the water?
The Pitcher.
My friend couldn’t pay his water bill anymore.
I sent him a Get Well Soon card.
What do you call a tooth in a glass full of water?
A one molar solution.
I was so disappointed when I went to the court house themed restaurant and all they gave me was frozen water.
Justice was served.
What do you call two days of rain in a row in Seattle?
The weekend.
If your canoe turns upside down in the water, you can wear it on your head.
Because it’s capsized.
Why are oceans so meticulous?
They like to be pacific.
It's really easy to learn white water kayaking
You just go with the flow.
Where do doubtful Egyptians get their water from?
Denial River.
Why do sharks only swim in salt water?
Because pepper always makes them sneeze.
Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?
Because he was a little horse!
Which weighs less; butane, gasoline or water?
Butane, because it's lighter fluid.
What's a flowing water with living organisms called?
A livestream.
Does a water bed become bouncier when you fill it up with spring water?
What goes up when rain starts to come down?
Umbrellas.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?
Hare spray.
Did you ever hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?
Well, well, well.
When does it start to rain money?
When there is change in the weather.
Did you hear about the ocean and sea having a baby?
It was a buoy!
Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?
He had a very esteemed colleague.
What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
H20 is water, but what is H204?
It’s for swimming and drinking, of course.
What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?
Dam.
Why couldn’t the fish watch YouTube?
He couldn’t stream the video.
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