What time should I book the court? Let’s shoot for around tennish.
Why was the baseball player so good at writing advertising jingles?
Because they're so catchy.
What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?
Give me my quarter back.
Longfellow is the known poet of basketball.
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
I am disappointed that you are taking such a closed-stance on my footwork advice.
What do you call a free treadmill?
The Great Outdoors.
What must the Oregon football team do before each play?
Get all of their ducks in a row.
I saw the chicken quickly crossing the basketball court? Then I remembered that the referee was blowing fowls.
Why did the golfer need new socks?
Because there was a hole in one.
[Bundled Up Guy] This is what you call man coverage.
Basketball players are not that patient to follow-through an elaborate court-ship procedure.
What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
Every player knows pretty well that they cannot afford to go through life without goals.
Why did the football coach attempt to destroy the vending machine?
Cuz it wouldn't give him his quarterback.
I’m not a bad putter…
I just can’t catch a break.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I go around this chairlift again?
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
I applied for a job as an Instructor at a Scuba Diving center. The interviewer wanted to know if I can work well under pressure.
Which author is anxious to write the book: Colorado Rockies, World Series Champs?
Ben Whayten.
Why don’t quarterbacks share puns at the line of scrimmage?
Because they produce audible groans!
My wife drove our German car off the pier into the sea. The next day I went diving to look for it.
I got the Benz.
What happened to the skier who was injured the the top of the peak?
It's been all downhill from there.
Why did the volleyball player get thrown out of the party? He spiked the punch.
Why are fish so smart Because they swim in schools!
You can never get short balls over the net! Solution: Drop shot from arsenal.
My girlfriend left me because all I do is talk about football.
I'm so sad, we were together for 3 seasons.
Are you still wondering why the basketball player could listen to his music? Don’t you know he broke a record!
Why did the ski instructor's love life always go downhill? The first thing the ladies noticed about him was his giant slalom.
The toilets at an AMF are known as the boweling alleys.
Basketball players make good husbands. They never shoot their wives.
Why was the mummy added to the game as a pinch hitter?
Because the manager knew he could wrap it up.
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
What do you call a fish whith a car? A carfish!
When the pitch is flooded, soccer players can still go on. They just need to bring on their subs.
What do fish and women have in common? They both stop shaking their tale after you catch them!
Why are some umpires fat?
Because they always clean the plate.
What do you call a very slow skier?
A slope-poke.
Golf balls are like eggs…
They’re white, they are sold by the dozen, and a week later you have to buy more.
This summer is going swimmingly.
What is a bird that flies over a football field called?
A fieldgull.
Case in punt
[Beer] This is my number one draft pick.
Did you hear about the battery and the volleyball who got into a fight? The volleyball is waiting to go to church and the battery was charged.
Why did the barber win the race?
He took a short cut!
Why was the Copper Mountain skier taken to the emergency room?
He hurt his ski bum.
What do runners eat before a big race?
Fast food.
I made a snap decision to watch football today.
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