Birds too love cheering on their soccer teams. They egg them on.
What did the player on the Bumblebee basketball team say after making a foul shot?
Hive Scored!
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
Where is a basketball player's favorite place to eat?
Dunkin' Donuts
I prefer the new system to reviewing line calls. When Hawk-eye came around, I breathed a big Cy-clops of relief.
Which rangy centre could cover the whole ice? Jean Umbrelliveau.
Basketball players make good husbands. They never shoot their wives.
If you make a mistake of playing basketball with pigs, they will hog the ball.
Did Cyclops the X-man play hockey? Yes, he enjoyed lasing up the skates.
Went on a diving trip with strangers and found a sunken vessel. We're all pitching in to salvage and rebuild it.
I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friend-ship.
Bowlers do not make good employees. This is because for 80% of the time, they are always going on strike.
When the pitch is flooded, soccer players can still go on. They just need to bring on their subs.
The dog didn’t want to play soccer because it was a boxer.
Why did the hotdogger quit skiing at MaryJane?
Because it was the wurst stunt skier at Winter Park Resort.
Why couldn't the skeleton play football?
He didn't have the guts.
I’d like to throw away my old can, but my pusher friend here says he loves junk balls.
Where do spiders play football?
Webley Stadium.
What country do marathoners retire to?
Iran.
Djokovic to his friends the morning after winning the U.S. Open: Is anyone hungry for some Denny’s? Because I would like another Grand Slam.
Why should somebody who's just out of rehab think twice before going on a skiing holiday?
Because it's a slippery slope.
Why did the horny duck circle the baseball field?
She hoped to catch some fowl balls.
Why do stoner tourists spend so much money while on a skiing holiday at Aspen?
Because they're high rollers!
What do you call a winged insect that hits home runs?
A fly swatter.
Every player knows pretty well that they cannot afford to go through life without goals.
You cannot strike it, if you don’t try it.
Guy: Have you ever been fishing before? Girl: Why? Boy: I think we should hook up!
Why did the ski instructor ask for a divorce?
He found out his wife is a real flake.
Defeat in soccer is only bitter if you swallow it.
Seven days without playing soccer can make one weak.
Why was the mummy added to the game as a pinch hitter?
Because the manager knew he could wrap it up.
How did the serve know when the bad serve was not with the hand? The server knew it was the foot fault.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I go around this chairlift again?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Catch ya later.
My wife drove our German car off the pier into the sea. The next day I went diving to look for it.
I got the Benz.
Why can’t I ever win a game returning serve? Give me a break.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
The team’s star basketball player decided to remain at home the entire weekend. He didn’t want to be called out for travelling.
The basketball player sat on the sideline and began sketching pictures of chickens. He was learning how to draw fowls.
The toilets at an AMF are known as the boweling alleys.
How do you call football without shoes?
Socker.
My strategy is simple, knocking them down a pin at a time.
The only ship that has never docked on their harbor is the premiership.
Where does a fish keep his money In the River Bank!
The last time I wanted to go bowling, all the pins were on strike. So I just stayed at home and watched TV instead.
What is the difference between Barry Zito and bowling icon Walter Ray Williams, Jr.?
Walter Ray Williams, Jr. knows how to throw a strike.
The main difference between a dog and a basketball player is that one dribbles while the other one drools.
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
In a conversation between one pin and another, one said, “Let us never split.”
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
He was perfecting his swing
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