The density of this concrete leads me to believe one thing: it is a hard court.
Why did the quarterback suddenly walk off the field?
The coach told him to take a hike!
I quit my job as a scuba diving instructor after my first day at work.
Deep down I realized it wasn’t for me.
Where do point guards take their dates to party after the game?
To a basket ball.
When is the course too wet to play golf?
When your golf cart capsizes.
Would Gretzky have changed his name in order to play in Mexico?
Yes, The Great Juan did what it takes.
Why did the vegetarian stop running cross country?
He did not like the meets.
The huddle is real
If fish lived on land, in which country would they live? Finland.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
What did they give former Flyers left-winger Brian when he successfully
bulked up? Massive Propps.
Which author is anxious to write the book: Colorado Rockies, World Series Champs?
Ben Whayten.
What kind of insect is bad at football?
A fumble-bee.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
If there's a Tim Horton's chain, should there be a Lanny McDonald's? Or Doug
Harvey's? And what about Ron's Francise?
I’m not a bad putter…
I just can’t catch a break.
What do a great hitter and a boxer have in common?
Both are serious sluggers.
What’s a Movers favorite football team?
The Packers!
What it is it called if you refuse to go running today?
Resistance Training!
Water you doing on [date]?
What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship.
During holidays, soccer referees send their families yellow cards.
I am disappointed that you are taking such a closed-stance on my footwork advice.
Can linesmen enter the Hall of Fame? Yes, because they decide who's HOFside.
Why shouldn't you hire a volleyball player to be your bartender?
The service may be excellent, but he'll try to spike all the drinks.
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
When I got my first job at the bowling alley, I was only tenpin.
My girlfriend told me she's breaking up with me because of my football obsession.
I told her she'll need to wait till the summer window if she wants a free transfer.
Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?
He couldn't stand all the racket!
The game of golf is 90-percent mental…
And 10-percent mental.
Why wasn't the jogger all that bummed out when his girlfriend broke up with him?
'Cause they had a good run.
Do you believe this? All soccer players, irrespective of their country of origin, have one goal.
What has 18 legs, spits a lot, and catches flies?
A baseball team.
When the defender was put in the box for spearing Jaromir Jagr, he
complained "but it was only a poke-Czech!"
Went to a game with my dad today and as we were standing up to sing, the veteran in him kicked in and he began tearing up. I said to him, "You know, technically, national anthems are just…
…country music."
My moment in the sun.
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
What trophy does a stay-at-home defencemen win? The Snorris!
Why do the blondes prefer to have se* instead of bowling?
The balls are lighter, and you don't have to change shoes.
Why do benched players always seem to look so wise? They don’t have to look like fools on the floor and entertain the crowds.
You can never get short balls over the net! Solution: Drop shot from arsenal.
Why did the blonde skier cut a hole near the top of her boyfriend's ski parka?
She wanted to give him the cold shoulder.
In the history of bowling, there is one bowler who floats like a butterfly and stings pretty much like a bee. His name is Muhammad Alley.
What do you call heels on ski boots?
Ski lifts.
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
What do apres-ski participants in white-out blizzard conditions eat for lunch?
Icebergers. BRR!
Get in the swim this summer.
Basketball players are not that patient to follow-through an elaborate court-ship procedure.
Why do blind people hate diving?
It scares the hell out of their dogs.
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