What do you call a basketball team that cries after they lose the game?
A bawl club.
I like big punts and I cannot lie
I know my shot was in. But I won’t argue, because I’m not up for the challenge.
Ed Belfour's new contract offer isn't high compared to other goal tenders.
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
Why did the volleyball player not want to travel? Because he had been there and dug that.
What do fish and women have in common? They both stop shaking their tale after you catch them!
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
There is a commonality between a thanksgiving and a bowler guest. They both love turkey.
Why do golfers hate cake?
Because they might get a slice.
Don’t drop the ball – without you, the party will be incomplete.
Why are frogs great outfielders?
Because they never miss a fly.
Mary didn’t miss a first serve the entire match. It was not her fault she lost.
Why did the vegetarian stop running cross country?
He did not like the meets.
Two racquets started dating. Unfortunately, one was stringing the other along without any intention of tying the knot.
What do you call a free treadmill?
The Great Outdoors.
Went on a diving trip with strangers and found a sunken vessel. We're all pitching in to salvage and rebuild it.
I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friend-ship.
Who was the fastest runner of all time?
Adam. He was the first in the human race.
Where do sperm play football?
In a con-dome.
Case in punt
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
A tennis ball walks into a bar.
The bar man asks: “have you been served?”
My strategy is simple, knocking them down a pin at a time.
Why can you never use a serve receive pattern against a sniper? They’d all start running for cover.
When I got my first job at the bowling alley, I was only tenpin.
Why don't skeletons play baseball?
Because they don't have the heart for it.
The perfect name for a pig that plays basketball is a ball hog.
Scrambled eggs are similar to a losing basketball team because both are beaten.
How did the octopuses win the football match?
Ten tackles
How did the serve know when the bad serve was not with the hand? The server knew it was the foot fault.
I’ve never lost a game of football basketball or volleyball!
Though I’ve never played a game either.
The success in this sport is not how you bowl, but how you roll.
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
My girlfriend left me because all I do is talk about football.
I'm so sad, we were together for 3 seasons.
Why can't tomatoes ever beat lettuce in a race?
Because lettuce is always a head, and tomatoes have to ketchup!
[Chips] This is what I call a chip shot.
Which hulking left-winger could body-slam The Giant? Dave Andre-chuck.
Volleyball is air affair. This would be a good motto for your team.
Why don't matches play baseball?
Because one strike, and they're out.
My football teammate asked me, “On a scale of 1-10, how do you rate our after-victory celebration?”
I gave him a high five.
Why can't Bill Clinton go scuba diving?
He won't inhale.
The closer we came to the alley, the louder the bowling thunder.
o my friend Justin was late for the football game.
But that’s okay because he arrived Justin time for kickoff.
The injured player wanted to congratulate the winner, but he couldn’t walkover to the other side of the court.
Why are nuns such great sprint runners?
'Cause they're used to being chaste.
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
As a Brit, I can't get into American football
They rugby the wrong way.
What did the fishermen say to the fish that swam away? "You bass-tard!"
How can you tell when a coach doesn’t know what they are doing? When the real coach is yelling from in the stands.
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