Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
Get in the swim this summer.
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
This is one spray-cation to remember.
Summer is just floating by.
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
Water you doing on [date]?
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
Poor white splash.
For instant fun, just add water.
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
My moment in the sun.
This summer is going swimmingly.
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.