Fred is so condescending about my tennis strokes. I can’t take any more of his backhanded compliments.
The only way athletes can stay cool even in a charged game is by standing near the fans.
The bowling team of which I am captain is known lightning. This is because we get countless strikes.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I go around this chairlift again?
[Donuts] We’re going the hole nine yards for this game.
Every player knows pretty well that they cannot afford to go through life without goals.
You can never get short balls over the net! Solution: Drop shot from arsenal.
What stat do the Miami Dolphins lead every single year?
All Porpoise Yardage!
Where does a fisherman go to get his hair cut?
The fisherman goes to a bobber shop!
Why don't matches play baseball?
Because one strike, and they're out.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, I bet this chair lift weighs enough to break the ice.
Why did the baseball player decide to shut down his website?
It just wasn't getting any hits.
What might folks in Tokyo find between Godzilla's toes?
Slow runners.
When the basketball realized all the checks were bouncing, he decided to visit the bank himself to find out.
Why was the potato fired from his job at the football stadium?
He was a horrible commentater.
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
During holidays, soccer referees send their families yellow cards.
What do you call it when a football player suffers a career-ending injury in his last game before retirement? Gridirony!
Which commandment do baseball players hate the most? Thou shall not steal.
Having a ball
My strategy is simple, knocking them down a pin at a time.
What is the favorite sport for the young bass? It is the bass get ball.
If somebody says "You pitch great for a southpaw," is that a left-handed compliment?
What is American football called in other countries?
30.48 cm ball.
What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?
He couldn't stand all the racket!
I’m icing the kicker – and by kicker, I mean beer.
Why did the football referee have trouble measuring the first down?
Someone was yanking his chain!
We’ll kickoff the party with some cocktails.
Where do football players go shopping in the offseason? The tackle shop.
Did you see the guy with quad-arms play tennis? He has a great four-hand.
Is it ad-out again? I’m going to hit my breaking point.
Bowlers pay a lot of money to play. This is because it is a bum per lane.
. What do you call it when you heard the same jogger pun earlier, yet laughed again?
A running joke.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
Why did the college football team stop smoking
They lost all their matches.
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
What did the foot say to the football?
I toed you.
Which cool rapper recreates at Aspen Snomass?
Ice Ski.
Why is Cinderella bad at football?
Because she’s always running away from the ball.
Why are some umpires fat?
Because they always clean the plate.
Why was McGruff the Crime Dog ejected from the football game?
He was called for unnecessary gruffness!
hat do you call it when a runner from Moscow starts a race at Red Square that ends in Finland?
Russian to the Finnish.
Why can’t a car play football?
Because it only has one boot.
Birds too love cheering on their soccer teams. They egg them on.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?
Give me my quarter back.
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