The bowling solder decided to launch a pre-emptive strike.
If fish lived on land, in which country would they live? Finland.
How do snowboarders introduce themselves when they meet somebody on the slopes?
Sorry Dude.
Why was the nice guy such a lousy baseball player?
Because he never got to home base.
Do you know the easiest way to stop squirrels from playing soccer in your garden is to hide the ball? Well, it drives them nuts.
Prepare to be bowled over.
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
What do volleyball players like in bed? Kinky sets.
I just watched Sunday Night Football.
There were Lutz and Lutz of field goals.
Which classical Greek may have actually invented baseball?
Homer.
Where can you find a golfer on a Saturday night?
Clubbing.
Basketball is the only sport where the basket is filled but never gets full.
Which fish can perform operations? A Sturgeon!
The reason why soccer players are brilliant in math is because they know how to use their heads well.
Federer is such a legend that they named the Roger’s Cup, and Fed Cup after him.
In the history of bowling, there is one bowler who floats like a butterfly and stings pretty much like a bee. His name is Muhammad Alley.
My friend Elmer’s has gotten really good at tennis ever since he stuck to a healthier diet and went glue-ten free.
My moment in the sun.
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